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Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA’s sun energy.

Like the amount of sense that this makes and the depth of it are too powerful and cryptic. The fact that this wisdom can exist in such a stable form….it astounds me.

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perceusia

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Don’t ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Stop ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Me ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Now

٩( ᐛ )و cause ٩( ᐛ )و im ٩( ᐛ )و havin ٩( ᐛ )و a ٩( ᐛ )و good ٩( ᐛ )و time ٩( ᐛ )و havin ٩( ᐛ )و a ٩( ᐛ )و good ٩( ᐛ )و time

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ a ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ shooting ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ star ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ leaping ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ through ᕦ( ᐛ )ᕗ the 。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆ ٩( ᐛ )۶ skyy y y y y

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ like

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ a

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ tiger

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ defying

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ the 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ laws

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ of

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ G

 。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗR

・゚✧*:・゚☆ 。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

  。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆  。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆  ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗV

 。・゚・*:・ ・゚☆  。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆ 。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗI

:・゚☆ 。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆  。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆ 。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗT

。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆ 。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆ 。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆ 。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗYYYY                  

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0r15a

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I’M

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ A

==ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ RACING

====ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ CAR

======ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ PASSING

=========ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ BY

===========ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LIKE

=============ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LADY

===============ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ GODIVA

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m gonna go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ THERE’S NO STOPPING MEEEEEEEEEEE

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please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks

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egberts
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this frame of the first video always cracks me up and the second i see it i have to watch the whole thing

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Thor and Carol give off the same ‘dumb ass jock’ vibes, but like in a neutral good way, like they can bench press you and have one brain cell between them, but they also remember everyone’s birthdays and thank bus drivers

beautiful blond idiots. Also, neither of them are straight, thanks for coming for my TED talk

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danielkanhai

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

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I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

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yermemeblog

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

King Samoyed 👑

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stop the "hewwo" meme

its appropriating DD/LG culture and making fun of it, which invalidates our experiences! we didnt choose to have this kink and haha just kidding but could you fucking imagine.

god every time this meme comes up it gives me so much fucking whiplash

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