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lessboogey

Junji Ito  //  Hayao Miyazaki

The world if your favourite band is the Beatles:

The world if you fucking hate the Beatles:

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At this point, it has to be asked:

are any of the rabbit villagers/campers actually rabbits?!

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omgkalyppso

Don’t forget.

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crtter

Well, given that there are canon rumors that Tom Nook himself isn’t actually a tanuki:

can we even be sure that anyone in Animal Crossing is an animal at all?

They really were furries all along

This post makes me feel like I’ve been informed of a secret so terrible that I have to fake my death and go into witness protection

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Anonymous asked:

i hate the meme that nook is evil and greedy sm. he canonically donates 90% of the proceeds from his businese to an orphanage.

I…didn’t know that. I was more than willing to defend Tom Nook for his “loan” with 0 interest, no deadline and no pressure or need to pay, but I’m impressed he still makes cash somehow and just donates it, while maintaining his “slimy businessman” reputation like some sort of furry The Boss…

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Bringing this back to fight against the defamation of Furry The Boss

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“drama kid” this and “band kid” that. wheres the love for us kids that did absolutely nothing in high school

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Quill: so yeah, 70s and 80s music is the greatest of all time, no doubt about it, no other decade can match it

Carol: *walks past with her 90s soundtrack blasting ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth*

Quill:

Peter P: blasts Toxic by britney spears

Quill and Carol:

Miles Morales: plays Redbone by Childish Gambino off phone speakers

Quill, Carol, and Peter:

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girl-debord

if you are in high school and you follow me idc if you learn nothing else from me, but learn this: do not join the fucking military. they will promise you all sorts of things in exchange for joining their muder-system for a few years. do not listen to them. you won’t find a sense of purpose, you won’t find an adventure, you might not even get the money they promise you for college. if you survive, you’ll come back with blood on your hands, feeling just as aimless as before except knowing you’re a killer. the government will drop you like hot potatoes the second you are not useful to them, and you will be on your own with nothing but some ptsd and a more intimate understanding of the phrase “blood for oil.”

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something they have control over!!! yes!!!!!!!

My number one tip for straight men (I mean, it could conceivably work for other genders and sexualities, but you’d have to adjust it quite a bit) is: inagine they’re a man.

Imagine that you just randomly told some bloke in a pub that he has beautiful eyes.

That you walked up behind your coworker Jim and started caressing his neck and shoulders while talking to him about the budget.

That you just sent a large and unexplained bouquet of flowers to Darren in Accounting.

That instead of complimenting a coworker on her breasts, you complimented him on his dick.

Does the action now seem weird? Uncomfortable? Do you no longer want to do it now that it isn’t directed at somebody you are sexually attracted to?

That strongly suggests that your action has a sexual aspect to it and therefore probably counts as sexual harassment!

I have a large, colorful tattoo on one arm. I’ve had multiple strange men cross a room to tell me how awesome it is, frequently while I’m at work, and it has never made me uncomfortable.

A couple of weeks ago, someone yelled out a car at me ‘I FUCKING LOVE YOUR BOOTS’, which was awesome.

It’s just… it’s really not hard to compliment people in a way that isn’t creepy, if your goal is actually to compliment them and not to slide a ‘btw I’m thinking about fucking you’ under the radar.

And the fact that some guys have NO IDEA how to do this really shows what’s wrong with our society.

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noodlenavi

HI HELLO i’m back from the dead now. i keep being too lazy to post art on tumblr sorry for that short disappearance

anyway happy 10th anniversary to Folie à Deux!! this album is a masterpiece and it means a lot to me, so i had to draw something. now it’s time to listen to it again and again and again and again and again and ag

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me getting up at 3 am to consume water

really good post if you ever drink water

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sagihairius

last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said “yes i am bishrekual” and i woke up crying

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