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"Hey! This is a thing now, right?" Hiro grins sheepishly. "So, the guys said I should make a blog... Baymax might be on every once in a while too."
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yes but there’s also 

  • ‘I’m hella sick but not old enough to purchase cough medicine and that sounds really pitiful coming from a college student but would you please go buy me some NyQuil???’ au
  • ‘We made a bet at the beginning of the laser tag game to see who was better and guess who won. It’s time to pay up.’ au
  • ‘Who keeps using my wifi?’ ‘Literally everyone, your password is hella easy to guess.’ au
  • Tried to unlock the wrong car in the parking garage au
  • ‘I’m on the FBI’s most-wanted list for killing a fuck ton of people, but calm down I just wanna date you bc your face is v smoochable and you give me butterflies.’ au
  • See also; ‘Dating a most-wanted serial killer and never getting a heads-up before they come home covered in blood so you’ve gotta be ready to draw the curtains and hide a body every time you hear a car pull into the driveway’ au
  • ‘We really should not have played Monopoly’ au
  • Life-sized version of Clue in the old manor on the hill au
  • ‘I originally followed you on Instagram bc you’re hot and I’m thirsty but now I’ve developed actual feelings for you bc you’re a genuinely good person’ au
  • ‘Fuck me you’re cute why did we have to meet on the one day I decided to stay in my sweats??’ au
  • ‘I went to the bar last night bc I just got dumped and wanted to drink away my pain but then one thing lead to another and somehow I broke into your house thinking it was mine and now I can’t find my left shoe but are those waffles I smell?’ au
  • 'I saw that you were reading Eleanor and Park have you gotten to the part where she leaves him and if so can we talk about it because not a lot of people have read this book and I need a shoulder to cry on.’ au
  • 'You passed out in Disneyland and I’ve been taking care of you for the past two hours oh my god are you okay??’ 'Yes I’m okay but who the hell are you supposed to be?’ 'I’m the face character for Peter Pan but that’s not important’ au
  • 'I don’t really know you but I noticed that this creep has been trying to chat you up even though you’ve already turned him down, so I’ll pretend to be your boyfriend/girlfriend  until they leave you alone.’ au
  • Bonnie and Clyde au???
  • Attend same-sex privet schools that are right across the street from each other au
  • Masquerade au
  • 'I don’t like you and you don’t like me but our best friends just died in a car crash and left their one-year-old daughter in our custody so now we’ve got to act civil and end up falling for each other’ au
  • [Basically a Life As We Know It au]
  • 'Found your number inside of a library book that looks like it hasn’t been checked out in ages and decided to text you to see if it worked au
  • 'The biggest rule of immortality is to not get involved with mortals but whoops I was in a coffee shop one day and fell in love with you and now I’m freaking out bc in the grand scope of things we don’t get a lot of time together but fuck no please don’t leave me not yet no.’ au
  • 'I just moved into the apartment next door and I am 100% sure that it’s haunted bc this building used to be a hospital and anyway I heard I noise coming from inside the walls can I please just crash here for the night?’ au
  • 'I know that you’re really into school and probably don’t want to risk your spot on the college football team, but would you mind if I smoked in our dorm room??’ au
  • Followed by 'Nah, I don’t care, as long as I can shotgun some smoke from that pretty little mouth of yours.’ au wow that got sexual and I am not sorry.
  • Went to the beach for the first time au
  • Ancient Rome au
  • Rival team captains who know nothing about personal space and constantly get into fights where they end up face-to-face every single game until one day one of the coaches yells at them to either kiss or get back to the game au
  • 'Hey, so I might have just robbed a bank right now and I kind of need a getaway car, would you pleeeeeaaase help me I can pay you back in sexual favors but also cash.’ au
  • 'I know that you don’t know me, but you were on the receiving end of my girlfriend/boyfriend’s heart donation and being around you kind of makes it feel like they’re still here I’m sorry if that’s kind of weird.’ au
  • 'Shit I wasn’t watching where I was walking and ended up spilling my Rockstar all over your white sweater I’m so sorry here have my jacket.’ au
  • Caught yelling at Go, Diego, Go in the hospital waiting room and after an awkwardly long period of silence the other person joins in bc they’ve got nothing better to do with their waiting time au
  • 'The person living in the apartment across the wall to mine is a nymphomaniac and yeah okay they’re p hot but it’s v hard to write an essay on feminism when all I can hear is sexual screaming.’ au
  • It’s three am, I just wanted some clam chowder, and some how I ended up on Hollywood Bl. can you please tell me where a good restaurant is I think I’m going to cry.’ au
  • 'Fuck my ex just walked into the restaurant with their new girlfriend/boyfriend could you pretend we’re dating so they don’t think I’m hung up on them I swear I’ll pay you later.’ au
  • 'I work at the daycare that you drop your daughter off at every week and she got me sick.’ au
  • 'So I know we just met but it’s raining and my tent has a hole in it, could I sleep in your camper with you?’ au
  • 'Okay okay okay I know we’re just friends and I don’t want anything to change that but I may have told my mom that we’re dating so she would stop trying to set me up with people would you be up to going to my sister’s wedding as my plus one so my mom won’t know I lied?’ au
  • 'Hit me, we’re on college campus and you’ll have to pay for my tuition’ au
  • 'Your headphones aren’t plugged in all the way so that hardcore porn fic you’ve been listening to for the past ten minutes has been broadcasting through the bus on full volume.’ au
  • The Breakfast Club au
  • Wimbledon [the movie] au
  • West Side Story au
  • 'Constantly getting confused as the girlfriend/boyfriend of the lead singer for a heavy metal band bc I’m always going to concerts and getting backstage passes but I’ve never even met the lead singer until the day he/she got drunk and we hooked up in his/her tour bus [whoops now we’re actually dating shh]’ au
  • 'It’s two am, we’re standing outside of our apartment building bc someone pulled the fire alarm, and you look cold and unprepared, do you want to share my blanket?’ au
  • Heartache On The Big Screen au
  • Breakfast At Tiffany's au omg pls
  • 'The zombie apocalypse started two years ago I can’t believe I still have to work at this fucking book store.’ au
  • Long Way Home au
  • We like each other but our dogs don’t so I’m going to have to ask you to stop taking this walking route you attractive fucker’ au
  • 'Sometimes, your soulmate and the love of your life don’t end up being the same person. And that’s something I had to learn the hard way.’ Au

*COUGHS LOUDLY AT the-san-fransokyo-killer for numbers 5 and 6*

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Sweetest Regret - [Dragon!Hiro, Dimension Hopping]

“Alaska,” Honey repeated, committing it to memory. “Got it.”

She liked the cover story, and determined to flesh it out a little on their walk. However, when he worriedly looked over at her and spoke, Honey knew they’d spend their walk taling about stupid Leo.

“The worst part,” she explained as she walked down the sidewalk toward the school. “Is that he consumes this giant chunk of my life and he’s just the worst! I spend so much time worrying about what he’ll do next or say next. It’s a huge pain.”

She kicked a rock angrily and it bounced into the road. Honey grumbled about Leo’s latest affront, the whole Hiro-Cub situation, until they got to SFIT. Once the main lab was in sight, Honey gasped and turned to Hiro.

“Ohmigosh, I spent the whole time complaining about that turdburger. What is WRONG with me?” Honey rubbed her temples and sighed.

He chuckles quietly as she rants about this particular idiot, vents her feelings. A protective bristle of anger curls up under his skin – slandering such a sweet figure? Well, he could always scare the idiot out of his mind… That might do the job.

“Don’t worry.” He smiles at her gently, pats her shoulder, before flashing her a smile that could chill lava. “If he tries anything he won’t enjoy the results. I don’t take kindly to insults of the sort,” He says reassuringly. Bright eyes glance around the school, and he properly admires it this time. “SFIT has lovely architecture,” He comments, observes it with a casual air. Some loitering students are staring – he offers them a smile that sends them scurrying off, blushing and squealing.

“Where to now?” He asks. He knows how to make it to the labs – but his new cover as a visiting student meant he would be unfamiliar with the geography.

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"Hey! Uh... Oh wow that's a nasty bump." Hiro says, startled out of his eager state by the sight of his friend so badly injured. "Do you need Baymax?"

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“N-no…” Hiro grumbled in response, holding a hand to his head, where he felt the most pain. Honestly, with how often he gets injured himself, it’s really a wonder how he hasn’t gotten himself killed yet.

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“Honestly,” The younger boy tutted softly, kneels by him to look at the injury. “You ought to be more careful,” He scolds gently, pulls out a clean rag to hold it against the bleeding wound. “C’mon, your house isn’t that far away.” It was still dark, but Hiro knew he’d hate it if anyone else saw him like this. Instinctively, he tugs Hiro’s hood down – it makes it seem a little less suspicious than a guy with his hood up in the middle of the night. Hiro half carries him to the door, before flipping through his key ring and finding the spare key Hiro had given him.

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Meeting the Other Hiro - [Closed with bh6honeylemons]

Honey bristled and narrowed her eyes. “Privately, Leo.”

Leo rolled his eyes and continued leaning back in his chair. He chewed slowly on some bubblegum, eerily reminiscent of Gogo in the way he carelessly popped it against his teeth.

“Privately, shmivately,” he waved his hand at her. “It’ll be all over the internet by the end of the hour anyway.”

“Fine.” Honey puffed up her chest and attempted to remain calm. “Stop spreading rumors about me and Hiro. He’s Tadashi’s little brother- and by the way, you are SO lucky Tadashi hasn’t heard this rumor yet because he’s going to kick your ass.”

Leo scoffed, “That scrawny nerd?”

“Leo, we are at a nerd school. We are all nerds.” Honey held her breath a moment and let the anger pass. “Just stop. Just…”

She felt so defeated. Why wouldn’t he leave her alone? Why couldn’t he see that she wasn’t interested and stop harassing her.

“Please stop.” 

Hiro’s fingers clench, and the boy moves in front of his Onee-san, arms crossed. He had both a temper and a mouth on him, and Leo… Well, Leo reminded him of them enough to be on the receiving end of it. “I don’t think you get it.” Hiro says finally, eyes calm, a flicker of anger in them. “You don’t really want to be on the receiving end of my big brother’s temper.” Leo snorts, rolls his eyes.

“Oh yeah? What makes you think-”

“For one, he’s a technology major. That involves programming, building, and designing robots.” Hiro barrels over Leo, ignoring the outraged expression on his face. “He can also hack computers.” Leo’s mouth snaps shut. “I know how to turn a coffee pot into a lethal weapon without anything other than a screwdriver.” He adds helpfully. “Nii-san also happens to have a black belt. In two martial arts. He’s also very, very protective.” Seeing Leo’s flabbergasted expression, Hiro smiles. “And he’s more creative than I am.”

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Sweetest Regret - [Dragon!Hiro, Dimension Hopping]

“Wow,” Honey gaped a moment before grinning and recovering. “You clean up pretty nice,”

She still couldn’t believe he thought she was beautiful, when he was the beautiful one. Handsome one. He was a boy. Well, dragon. Honey’s brain was overloading.

“Ready for school?” Honey teased before grabbing a light jacket and zipping up. “Need a coat?”

She locked the door behind them and tossed the keys in her oversized purse. Spinning on her heels, she took another look at Hiro and grinned. She couldn’t stop grinning. Something about this felt like the adventure she’d always dreamed about… Her grin then dropped as a thought ocurred to her.

“Wait, so… what if you meet my friend who looks a lot like you? Long lost relative?” God forbid he meet Leo. Honey shivered at the thought.

“I’ll be fine,” He says calmly. “I’ve lived in colder weather – this is more of a slight nip to me,” He grins. “Just say I’m from Alaska.” At her worried statement, he rocks back on his heels. “We can say you’ve been chatting with me for a while, and you invited me to visit. Afterwards, you found out that we looked very similar, and you just knew you had to introduce us.” His voice lifts teasingly at the end, eyes dancing wickedly. At her shiver, he glances at her in worry. “Is there someone that I should avoid?”

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Bite Me - bh6honeylemons

Honey eyed him warily… didn’t need a jacket? That was strange… it must have been the vampiric change coursing through Hiro. Honey was severely worried but tried not to let that show. Instead, she managed a weary smile.

“Let’s go find these people who could help.” Honey clenched her fist and, copying a K-Drama they’d watched recently, grinned and barked “Fighting!”

Honey stepped into her fuzzy winter boots and took Hiro’s chilly hand in hers, forcing herself not to flinch at the bloodless cold grip he offered. 

“Lead the way,”

He smiles at her again, reassuringly takes her hand again, holds it softly. He can’t help but giggle at her pose, mimicking it childishly, and then with Baymax in tow, the two step out into the night.

They garner a few curious looks – after all, Hiro is wearing a short-sleeve shirt in the middle of winter, but they look away after a moment, gaze sliding over them in embarrassment. Baymax squeaked behind them, occasionally offering little bits of trivia to ease the awkward silence.

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