but I always thought you were cool

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

don’t ever feel guilty cuz whatever you did wrong was probably your parents fault or the government’s

GOOD LUCK, BABE! Chappell Roan at Coachella 2024

You’re right and you should say it

Portugal on 35mm film by Raoul Pascal

family gathering. playing monopoly. getting close to the end. 12 year old turns to 8 year old brother and says it’s time to become esteemed colleagues. i say what? he says esteemed colleagues. they merge their money and assets and beat me at monopoly

i think everything is going to be okay

reneé rapp via instagram

Not Karl..

Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!