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“9 mm round weighs about a quarter of an ounce. It gets the job done.” - Sameen Shaw | Max's POI sideblog.
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okay but imagine little sameen spending her sundays in the kitchen with her parents. she spends all of saturday thinking what she wants for sunday’s lunch. on sunday morning when they’re having breakfast, maman asks her what she wants to cook today and she has an entire list prepared. baba chuckles and tells her to choose 3 things from that list or else they’ll be cooking all the way until monday.

she follows maman to the sunday market to get the ingredients for lunch while baba cleans up and prepares the kitchen. they get back home and sameen gets her own stool so she can stand at the sink and help to wash the vegetables. someday you’ll be tall enough and you wont need the stool, maman tells her. sameen cant wait for that day to come. 

baba puts a cassette into the radio and persian music plays while they cook. maman and baba both sing along. this was the song i listened to on the night your mother and me went out together for the first time, baba tells her. sameen listens carefully to the words. her farsi isn’t that good yet, but she’s learning. 

she’s not allowed to use knives yet but baba shows her the safest way to hold a knife while cutting vegetables. how to angle the blade so that she can chop the garlic into fine, equal pieces. it’s simple physics. this is the fulcrum, the lever, and the force. sameen recalls the diagram he drew for her last week. she nods. 

maman explains to her how to use each spice as she sprinkles them into the pot. if it’s too spicy, all you need to do is add a little bit of sugar or milk. everything has a purpose. she teaches her the names of the ingredients in farsi. sameen repeats each one after her and commits them to memory. 

they sit around the dining table to eat, and little sameen enjoys every bit of food on her plate. she doesn’t notice baba secretly transferring meat from his plate to her’s. and she doesn’t notice him smiling at her fondly when she finds more meat tucked under the vegetables and immediately pops it into her mouth.

every single day in their household is filled with warmth and love, but sundays are special. sundays are always something that all three of them look forward to. 

sometimes, when there aren’t any numbers to take care of, shaw flicks on a persian radio station and cooks a good meal for herself. she doesnt need a stool for the sink anymore, and her hands angle the blade the right way without her even thinking about it. she uses recipes and the dude at convenience store hasnt heard of half the spices she needs, but shaw hums in approval as she tastes the end product. maman and baba would be proud. 

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OH MY GOOOOOOOD OH MY G O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O OOD D D D D. D D D LITERALLY ALL I CAN SAY IS I WAS SCREMAING THE WHOLE TI
*TIME I READ THIS AND IM STILL SCREMAING THIS IS LITERALLY THW MOST ADORAB LE THING IV EVER READ
SHE CALLS THEM MAMAN AND BABA AND SHE THINKS SHES GONNA GROW TALL FROM DRINKING MILK BLESS HER TINY BABY HEART IM GONNA DIE

i have a couple more stuff about little sameen here if you’re interested hehe

SHOULD HAVE DRANK MORE MILK LISTEN. L I S TE N. IM DYING

root’s such a dick huh :P

SKGKHLLAHDLHLSJDKHLDKS MY TINY SMOL ANGRY BABY IM LITERALLY GON NA SCREAM OFF A ROOFTOP MY JAANU BABY
I LOVE THIS I LOVE IT U LOVE IT SO SO SO SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH IM ACTUALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW
I AM SAMEEN SAMEEN IS ME

glad you liked it!! i base a lot of little sameen on myself too and thinking that milk would make me taller is 100% something i thought as a kid. turns out, it didnt and now im lactose intolerant too

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Sameen and milk

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Sameen huffs as she tiptoes, trying to reach the shelf up top where Maman stores all the little flavoured milk cartons. She can see them right there, taunting her from all the way up as she struggles to get em. She looks around. Maman appears to still be in her office reading, and Baba is sleeping in his favourite chair. She quickly scrambles up onto the kitchen counter and easily grabs a milk packet. She clutches it and leaps down from the counter, smirking in triumph.

The chocolate milk tastes delicious and Sameen finishes the little carton in record time. She wrinkles her nose at it. These tiny sized milk boxes aren’t enough even for babies, let alone 6 year old Sameen. She puffs her chest out proudly. She’s been growing so fast since she started drinking all this milk. Baba had measured her height just the other day and he’d made a new mark on the wall so much higher than the previous mark from when she first started school. Sameen grins. Soon she’s gonna be as tall as Baba. Maman was totally right when she said that milk will make you tall. Sameen wonders why Maman never followed her own advice. Maybe then she’d have been as tall as Baba too and wouldnt have to tiptoe to kiss him all the time. Sameen shrugs. Poor Maman. Soon she’s gonna be the shortest in the family.

30 years later…

Shaw glares at Root and grabs the lapels of her jacket to pull her down and kiss her. She’s never gonna tiptoe to kiss Root. It’s not happening. Ever. Not in Root’s wildest dreams. When Root pulls back she’s grinning like she knows exactly what’s going on in Shaw’s mind. 

“It’s really not my fault you’re short, sweetie. Should’ve drunk more milk when you were little.”

Shaw growls. She’s going to murder Root. 

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- I was walking past your house, you had your door open and I saw you dancing in your kitchen and now whenever I hear that song I think about you

- you’re a security guard at an art gallery and you held the door for me so I left you a note in the door where we met I hope you read it

- you’re a seamstress at the place I took my clothes to get fixed and when I got it back it smelled like you so now I’m looking for clothes at the thrift store that have holes in them so that I can go back and see you again

- I left my bag at the park and you saw that it was mine so you chased after me to give it back and now you want to know why I have a bag full of acorns and no umbrella ‘cuz it’s raining

- my dad is your tutor and I came in and saw you struggling so I helped you and now I’ve replaced my dad and you’re adorable goddamn

^ your dad was my tutor but you helped me and now you’ve replaced him and even though I understand keep pretending that I don’t so that I have an excuse to spend time with you

- I left my math textbook in the cafeteria and you found it and spent three days tracking me down using the book number and now you’re standing in front of me holding it and the snow makes your hair pretty what class are you in

- I go to a coffee shop everyday after class and you’re always there in the back corner sitting alone and you always order the same thing, I tried it and it’s delicious and you look so sad

- you’re my professor and this is your first year teaching and we’re practically the same age can I stay after class so that you can help me with this thing I don’t understand

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I just discovered your blog, first thing I did was read you pancakes fic, and I love your writing style!!! I'm definitely going to stick around, hope you're having a nice day :D

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hello!! thank you (: im not really active on this blog anymore tbh but most of my writing is up on ao3! and if you feel like dropping me prompts i will eventually get to them (: hope you have a great day! 

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poi superpowers/xmen teen au part 1

- root has a special connection with technology. - she can talk to computers and phones and stuff. - when she’s 15 she figures out that trent russel killed her best friend hanna.  - she watches his car’s gps drive him off the cliff and smiles when she hears him scream. - she’s packing her stuff to leave bishop for good when they come. - two kids. they look a few years older than root.  - the guy. he calls her samantha. she contemplates killing them too. - the girl, she looks kind. and is very pretty. she frowns slightly and extends a hand. “sorry. root, right? i’m joss.” - root frowns. “how d'you know?” - joss smiles and root’s knees feel a little weak. “telepath. well, kinda. im still learning.” - root nods and shakes her hand briefly. she figured there’d be others like her. - she nods at the guy beside joss. “and how bout big lug here?” - he looks mildly unhappy. joss laughs and root has to lean against the door so her knees dont give out. she grins at joss. it feels good. - “john. super strength.” - root nods. “so why y’all here?” - “seemed like you were skipping town. thought you might wanna come with us instead.” - root raises an eyebrow. “and why might i wanna do that?”  - joss grins cheekily. “food, a warm bed, and you can spend more time with me.” - root blushes furiously. she glares at joss. “i could kill you, ya know.”  - john looks slightly worried. - joss shrugs. “if you wanted to, you’d have done it already. c’mon. just come along and see how you like it. you can leave later if you want.” - root thinks about it. it’d be smart to check out the other people like her. she’s gotta know everything she can. - she grabs her stuff and follows joss and john to their car. - there’s no car. - joss huffs and rolls her eyes. “shaw!” - the car suddenly materialises out of nowhere right in front of them. root very nearly squeaks. - there’s a very pretty brunette sitting in the drivers’ seat. she looks about 15 too. - the girl looks over at them and winks. - root frowns. - all these pretty girls are gonna be a problem. 

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Anonymous asked:

ahhh that was such good root/shaw content and just, a good written thing in general? i'm so stupidly fond of the dynamic you've got down for these two. it's such a treat to read always. ahh. i hope you're having a good day! and thanks for the words!

Thank youuu this was very sweet :’) I love writing them and their dynamic haha. I hope you have a great day buddy.

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a short and random drabble inspired by this very cute and very pretty fanart by @axl99​. some nsfw stuff under the line break. nothing too explicit though. 

“Root! God, you’re like a fucking koala. Or a kitten.” 

Root hums in answer, continuing to nuzzle against Shaw’s ear. She’s perched on the kitchen counter, only wearing the shirt she came home in the previous night and a pair of baby blue panties that make her ass look great. Her arms are flung around Shaw’s neck, with her legs wrapped around Shaw’s waist, and feet digging into Shaw’s ass. Shaw’s struggling to whisk pancake batter with Root doing her best to distract her. Shaw huffs as Root swipes her clever tongue across a particularly sensitive spot causing her to almost drop the bowl and send batter flying everywhere. 

“You’re particularly annoying today aren’t you?” 

Root grins against Shaw’s skin and nips her earlobe. 

“You look very hot making breakfast for me in your tank top and boxers. These biceps are delectable, Sameen.” 

Root whispers her name, curling her tongue around the consonants, and drags her nails down said biceps, making Shaw tighten her grip around her to keep her from falling. Shaw growls and sets the bowl down, giving up on pancakes. She’s got better things she wants to be doing. 

Root tuts. 

“Not so fast, sweetie. Finish whisking the batter.” 

Her voice has taken on that throaty quality it gets when Root’s particularly turned on and Shaw suppresses another growl as she picks the bowl back up and continues to whisk. Root hums and continues to nuzzle, now progressing to nipping her skin gently and tracing patterns on her back. 

When the batter is finally smooth and creamy, Shaw sets it down, and picks Root up. Root squeals and clings tighter to Shaw, giggling as Shaw sets her down gently on the counter just to the right, too impatient to make the trip to the bedroom. Root leans back, her hair wild and tousled, one hand wrapped around Shaw, laughter in her eyes as she looks up at Shaw. 

“Hi.” 

Shaw shakes her head, a short laugh bursting out of her at just how unbelievably beautiful this giant pain in the ass is. Root’s still grinning up at her with a smug look on her face so she leans down and kisses it off. Her fingers trail between them to press up against Root’s panties, groaning when she feels how damp they are. Root arches up into Shaw instantaneously, squeezing her thighs urgently to trap Shaw’s hand in place. Shaw grins and presses her palm flat against the length of Root, just feeling her warmth. 

“Sameen…don’t tease.” 

Shaw’s too impatient to tease, not with Root taunting her the entire morning. She slips Root’s panties to the side and carefully slides a finger into her, groaning when Root’s wet heat immediately clenches around her finger. 

“God, you’re wet.” 

Root just hums and nods, too worked up to give her usual smartass retort. Shaw pulls her hand back to slip another finger into Root and curls them inside her, eliciting a moan out of her. She leans down, peppering Root’s collarbone with kisses while occasionally nipping harder. Shaw works her over like that, waiting until Root’s gasping and letting out little whining sounds before she swipes her thumb over her clit and Root comes undone. Shaw holds her until she stops shuddering and slowly pulls out, leaning up to kiss her on her lips. They break apart when Root pulls away to let out a big yawn and Shaw rolls her eyes. 

“Told you to go to bed last night,” she chastises but she’s already sliding her arms under Root and picking her up bridal style. Root hums and mumbles something incoherent, pressing her head against Shaw’s chest and clearly well on her way to dreamland. Shaw shakes her head and sets her gently down on the bed and Root instinctively snuggles in. Shaw pushes a stray hair away from her face and watches her for a moment. The ridiculous lava lamp on their bedside table is sending a soft purple glow across her face, and she looks peaceful. Shaw smiles despite herself and leans down to press a kiss to Root’s cheek. After everything they’ve been through, it feels surreal to be sitting here on a Sunday morning with no concerns at all, but she damn well deserves this peace. And she’s gonna make the most of it. Starting with demolishing a small mountain of pancakes before Root wakes up.

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Pancakes with Shaw.

Step 1. Slowly heat griddle. Apply oil or cooking spray. Make pancake batter.

  • 2 eggs
  • 2 cups flour
  • 2 tablespoons sugar
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 2 cups buttermilk
  • 4 tablespoons butter, melted and cooled
  • ½ teaspoons vanilla extract
  • ½- ¾ cup milk chocolate chips
  • 1 mashed banana 

Whisk till batter has viscous consistency. Let rest.

Step 2. Turn griddle off. Neutralize distraction. Stir girlfriend’s batter steadily, vigourously and thoroughly until smooth and creamy to touch.

Step 3. Pour girlfriend gently onto bed and let rest.

Step 4. Reheat griddle. Spoon ¼ cup batter once hot, spread evenly. Cook till bubbles form on top then flip. Continue till both sides are browned. Repeat.  Add slices of butter and apply liberal amounts of maple syrup. Accompany with milk and orange juice.

Step 5.  Assemble onto tray and bring bottle of maple syrup for potential sugar play. 

Breakfast is served.

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Person of Interest (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Sameen Shaw/Root Characters: Root (Person of Interest), Sameen Shaw Additional Tags: Smut, Warnings in individual chapters Summary:

Root and Shaw don’t start out the way most normal couples do. Nothing about them is anything near what normal couples are. But then again, normal is subjective, isn’t it?

An exercise in exploring the development of Root and Shaw’s relationship, mostly through sex. Sometimes through introspection.

Smut, bad root puns, and a dash of feels.

Mostly canon compliant.

A random fic I started way before s5 last year that got forgotten about and I’ve finally managed to get it up. I haven’t published anything in a while so I’m slightly apprehensive about this one. 

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Head rubs are very relaxing when the brain has a tendency to think way too much and causes muscular tension in addition to sleep deprivation.

Even the most stubborn workaholic can attest to its effectiveness in the right hands.

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Experienced snipers usually don’t require additional sources of heat during winter stake outs… But this one decided to stick around and also bring coffee.

The long fluffy down jacket was greatly appreciated anyway.

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Last night’s sketch: Root [alive and well] all comfy and cozy by the fireplace with a celebratory glass of scotch and Bear.  

There were screenshots of a livestreamed interview with Amy Acker floating on my timelines and this imagery was the first thing that came to mind.

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max! glad to see you writing again =D

!!! Thanks buddy I has having a Not Good time and this cheered me up (:

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