IT TASTES LIKE DEATH BUT IT LOOKS LIKE FUN

Singapore, 1965. Street scene, Burt Glinn.

I don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up

cows are so cool you know. their noses are pink and wet almost like a puppy and they have sandpaper tongues like cats. theyre eveyrthing you could ever want

so much love to give if you will just accept it into your heart…..

me n the girls on a night out

Stop romanticizing the moon

she’s my mom and i would die for her

“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” - John Krasinski 

I wish I could watch the office again for the first time

My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him

OP DELIVERS

u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes

his dick is where

me: *speaks it into existence* :)))

universe: