Thunderbolt Fantasy incorrect quo--oh, wait, that's canon, actually.

Thunderbolt Fantasy ships, summarized

Lin Xue Ya/Shang Bu Huan - The inherent eroticism of fucking your narrative foil--simultaneously your opposite and complement. More importantly, it's about sexualizing that old man and annoying the hell of out him at the same time.

Lin Xue Ya/Sha Wu Sheng - These two have everything: history, chemistry, betrayal, graveyard drinking dates, and a promised rendezvous in the afterlife. Also, bird themes.

Lang Wu Yao/Shang Bu Huan - If "I would go to the ends of the earth for you AND kill anyone who looks at you funny" makes you feral, this is the ship for you. Bonus: Ling Ya as the sassy wingman.

Lang Wu Yao/Lin Xue Ya - The man who never talks and the man who can't stop talking. Rivals to hatesex to a threesome with Shang, what's not to like?

Lang Wu Yao/Mu Tiang Ming - Is there anything sexier than a duet to the death? I thought not.

Mu Tian Ming/Shang Bu Huan - Lang clearly thinks this is a thing, but IDK?? Make it a threesome with Shang and everybody wins.

Shang Bu Huan/Wan Jun Po - The Xi You Hot Dads Squad and old man yaoi at its finest. The inherent tragedy and drama of two morally upstanding people ultimately driven apart by whether the ends justify the means.

Dan Fei/Juan Can Yun - Canon. I'm not the first person to make this joke, but it's true: "She's everything. He's just Ken." Utterly adorable.

Dan Fei/Xing Hai - A cleric dedicated to fighting evil and a demon necromancer whose greatest wish is to crush humanity like a bug. A crackship with surprising potential. Please, tell me more!

Lin Xue Ya/Xing Hai - Technically canon in the light novels, where he tricked her into falling in love with him before humiliating her. No wonder she hates his guts--he's the ex-boyfriend from hell who shows up on her doorstep to ask for a favor.

Xing Hai/Juan Can Yun - This may have actually happened in S3 and neither party is happy about it.

Lou Zhen Jie/Seven Blasphemous Deaths - Another canon ship, this time between a nihilist ex-monk and his evil sword wife. I love that this show asks "Would you really love her if she was a worm a sexy demon lady?" and LZJ's response is "HELL NO". They deserve each other.

Lin Xue Ya/Xiao Kuang Jun - These two fucked at least once in S2, I don't make the rules. How else am I supposed to read Xiao pinning Lin to a bed followed by an immediate cut away, and him leading Lin around the countryside on a leash? There was motive and opportunity, and it's a punishment for both of them for wildly different reasons.

Lang Wu Yao/Xiao Kuang Jun - Remember, Xiao was the one to "discover" Lang and was his first patron at the Xi You court. Make what you will of this.

Lang Wu Yao/Chao Feng - Adding sex to their canon relationship would change almost nothing, but since when has the yandere murder princess ever cared about ethics and boundaries?

Lang Wu Yao/Xing Hai - A crackship for now, but you never know… they were last seen in each other's company.

Xie Ying Luo/Therapy - This woman is not ready for a relationship right now, she needs to find herself and make better life choices. Talking to Di Kong does NOT count!!

matoba seiji/natori shuuichi; g; ~3200 w.

yuletide treat written for @izumisays

featuring cover art by the incredibly talented and wonderful @izumisays

tracklist + lyrics + notes below:

"have you ever considered quitting the exorcist business?" and the way the answer is different the two separate times he is asked it in rapid succession by two separate people who will forever represent two very different parts of his life and his self and try as he might to compartmentalize this he just cannot fully do so

the way the second time he's asked it there isn't the same reflexive response the way there is no response at all from someone who has never once as far as we have witnessed seemed at a loss for words about anything and the way the person who is doing the asking this time around met him saw him knew him and explicitly cared for him before he was this and only this and inevitably this

or: miharu arc (literally making me rattle the bars of my cage every single time for a different reason) crafting the finest of cracks that are barely perceptible to the human eye--so easy to miss on first or second or even third glance--in the steadfast certainty that matoba seiji is and has displayed from day one act one scene one the same certainty he stands for and that we all expect of him (in and out of universe) and that he expects of himself until his dying breath IN THIS ESSAY I WI--[is forcibly removed from the premises]

first base is wound tending second base is hand touching

third base is marriage

actually third base is shielding them with ur and body fourth base is marriage

The official account just uploaded the full version of the 3D clip, ahhh

exorcist things

@natsumeweek day 7: japanese/international culture

a horrible exorcists crossover with heaven’s official blessing! i really wanted to draw them in beautiful wedding outfits,,, also the similarities between hua cheng and matoba get me every time

and that brings natsume week 2021 to a close! i’ve had an absolute blast creating my pieces and seeing all the amazing content everyone has made! thank you for every single like/reblog/comment/follow because it means the world to me <3

ok probably not gonna finish it more than this, so here's some horrible exorcists brain rot

just regular exorcist business, nothing to see here

enough exorcist drama when will tanunatsu and horrible exorcists go on the world’s most awkwardest double-date ever.

i congratulate all of us we have finished this season (i literally going insane)