lookit hims ears
craigslisthorses reblogged
Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).
I will draw a picture of the horse we make!
Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.
First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.
Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.
ALT
Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.
And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.
Hey @craigslisthorses, how'd we do?
oh man they made more
Bruh this stud ad is atrocious
bruh this video is actually so weird. We are ONLY seeing this studs ass and nothing else
someone please feed this table backed mare here's her ad
Anonymous asked:
as someone who knows literally nothing about horses and couldn’t even tell them apart before I started following I just have to say I love your blog so much. it’s made me look at horses clearly for the first time and I feel like I see them in a whole different way. It’s like uncrossing my eyes for the first time in my whole life. thank you for what you do it’s been revolutionary for me.
If yall remember the skinny bay mare I posted not that long ago this one's being advertised by the same chick. Talk about unappealing angles and conformation
have you seen this one yet
someone take the scissors away
assembly instructions got mixed up when this pony was put together
yall this is a HORSE
screenshot says it all -submission bruh that poor little mare, can't feed them don't breed them!!! also the baby is just grey idk what they are on about
craigslisthorses reblogged
I just want to take the funny looking foal home. He's like the opposite of those overbred seahorse arabs.
And I'd let him grow a tail. Obviously.
@craigslisthorses this creature seems right up your alley. Anteater nosed thing.
that is, in fact, a giant anteater
Anonymous asked:
i know when you say "this horse is lame" youre referring to the actual condition lameness but i keep reading it as "this horse sucks" which is funny to me for some reason
Lmfaoooooo
What on earth
What on earth