*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

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um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

scottish twitter is gonna save the world

call me boring and vanilla but i lov… romantic relationships built on friendships

adjusting your boobs in public is a power move

why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk

I need a frame of reference here

go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him

Trying to convince yourself to stop having intense paranoia abt everything like

my heart is itching for an experience and i don’t know what it is!!! what does it want!!

someone: do u want to go do this thing w me

me: ……………in theory

why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

quiet little moans while making out is the hottest thing ever

im a personality catfish . u get to kno me and ur like oh .

customer: says some rude shit to me me: says literally anything back them:

everything *turns out bad* me: