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putting your kid on tiktok is child abuse and putting your grandma on tiktok is elder abuse and putting your pets on tiktok is animal abuse. hope this helps

putting yourself on tiktok is self harm

Person with housemates can study.

Person who has spent all their cash on rent and food still has a place to get out of the house and do something interesting.

Cool community classes and community art shows.

ESL tutoring.

Tax prep and forms.

tbh fuck anyone who says a single bad thing about libraries

Not content I normally reblog but libraries are super important and our world would be diminished without them.

The library was how I was able to read so many books as a kid that my parents wouldn’t have been able to afford.

Libraries are one of the only places on Earth that treats people the same no matter how much money you have. We can’t lose that.

The Unapologetic Self as the Truest form of Self

Look at this wack invention i found today lol

Trainspotting (1996) dir. Danny Boyle

If a full meal is ever available in pill form, our employers will probably try and take away our lunch breaks as we no longer need an hour.

your opinion on 100gecs is actually governed by the same genome that decides whether or not cilantro tastes like soap to you

What If cilantro tastes like cock

check out Machine Girl

I swear I’m not a person anymore. I don’t laugh, I don’t feel joy or satisfaction or anything even remotely positive. I find sadness in literally everything. It’s like my brain isn’t capable of processing the good stuff anymore. I feel pain. I am pain. There’s nothing else. I don’t even have a personality anymore. All I am is pain.

This will never NOT be funny

I’m made of love and I move with love

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

i’m a complete and utter dumbass who got dwayne johnson and john cena mixed up so i thought the joke was that medusa can’t see him

i wish the people above a good day. i love and appreciate you and your singular braincell. 

woke up to my neighbor screaming “louder please, alexa!” and now ring of fire by johnny cash is positively Blasting through the morning air

SING, MY ANGEL OF MUSIC

Unbelievable quality commentary on this site

i need at least 10 anthropologists on this asap