True love is possible only in the next world

I laughed so hard at this I accidentally exited the Tumblr app and when I reopened, Tumblr had bolted back to the top of the feed, so I just rage scrolled through every single thing both posted in the last hour and that I scrolled past in the last hour to find to present this incredible tiktok to you, my dear followers. Esp @ritterssport

I am in love with Clara 😭

Transcript:

Clara trusts me enough to show me different parts of her body like her belly. show me her mouth and allow me to touch all of those teeth. —right? can you turn and show them all of your teeth? good job!— So we work really hard on being able to look over their entire bodies, and progress those behaviors to things like voluntary blood draws, ultrasounds, teeth brushing, and radiographing. —right? yeah!— But the biggest thing is we find what they find reenforcing and they show us that. and that includes hugs. —right?— And Clara has shown us that she really seems to enjoy tactile, so I give her this hand signal and she will show me what part of her body she wants rubbed. So, right now she wants a big noogie —right? good.— and sometimes what I will do is I’ll make her head a little pancake. or then I’ll rub her side and then she snuggles right in. —huh? huh! good girl thats very nice, good.— And then like I said, she would climb right on my lap and allow me to continue giving her tactile.

Thinking about how insanely smitten Lakrissa is with Alfira. She went from ‘idk I guess I’ll get some guard work or whatever?’ in Act 1 to working 28 hours a day to buy her girl a house/music school in Act 3

apparently it’s early-stage cancer

day officially ruined :(

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

They also should've been garden gnomes

wait check this out

•_• <- guy with a cursed eye

opened my mobile kindle app for the first time in a while and it immediately started harassing me about le morte d'arthur

i have a "willy wonka experience" every day of my life

duality of man

Running a passenger rail company

More bg3 sketches? Yeah! I have the brainworms, i have the tadpole and its winning