I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

2 years to go

whats the problem?

this is all i’ve ever wanted 

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imagine you dedicate your oscars acceptance speech to wage equality and look into the crowd and meryl streep and jlo and all the women in the world are rooting for you

ALL. OF. THIS.

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

first person to discover seeds

person: this fruit is good but it has weird tiny hard stuff in it. im gonna throw it on the ground seeds: jokes on you thats actually what i want!!!!! person: Oh shit!!!!

men tell their daughters and sisters not to talk to strangers but get pissed when a woman who don’t know them don’t wanna talk to them lmao

date a girl who gets distracted by dogs

one time in my driving lesson i saw someone walking their dog and almost crashed the car into a pole. my driving instructor then said “so when scanning the area, how about we don’t do that again?”

just how fast the night changes

I think everyone can confirm this