we all have that one person who just ruins your day by being alive 

for me its myself

Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye

Yoongi please

this is the new meme isn’t it

“gen 1 had pokemon with the coolest designs!”

“new pokemon are based on objects, i hate it!”

“pokemon used to have names with a meaning and not something someone thought of in a minute”

“pokemon used to be based on animals, now theyre not!”

“FOOD POKEMON? hahahaha thats so stupid! ICE CREAM POKEMON! HILARIOUS!”

“gen 1 was the best!”

do u ever just remember that tumblr has themes for sale for up to $49

That post about Scottish tweets ripping Donald Trump apart is good but here are some more. I think “Trump is a Cunt” held by Janey Godley is my favourite.

I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.

Fucking Scots. I think I’m in love.

All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*

YES, DAMMIT

And Steve Irwin is showering them all with affection

But does every Stingray go to heaven? I mean, what if Steve Irwin just randomly came across the Stingray that killed him?

Steve would probably pat it and say ‘Sorry I spooked you mate, gosh your a beauty! You must have grown three times since I last saw you!’ 

this is a pure post

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

he is here….

mutuals do this it's really fun

help me