These 3,000-year-old Egyptian hieroglyphics may resemble planes, helicopters, and UFOs, but experts agree it’s just an effect caused by erosion. The stone was once filled with plaster and re-carved during the reign of a new pharaoh. Over time, erosion partly revealed both inscriptions, and the overlapping hieroglyphs created new shapes. Source Source 2 Source 3

what did this bird do

I wish i had context on this 

here u go

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.

I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed

I’ve had the ‘I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip’ picture saved on my computer for years, and I have NEVER SEEN THE REST OF THESE.

I’m so pleased.

me asking my friends to beta my writing

Unfair to Spiders

My son wanted to draw the legs on this guy I drew. He said he messed up on the legs, one was shorter than the other. I drew footprints and said “no, he’s just walking!” He was shocked! Haha! It was like I did a magic trick that blew his mind! Yes, You can most often fix anything with a little creativity.

mood: that vine where the guy gets hit by the bus and his friends shout ‘fuck off ali’ at him

I have been laughing uncontrollably over this for, like, 20 minutes. I can’t stop watching it and laughing. 

Ok so I immediately had to Google “Ali hit by bus” which was autocompleted to “…is he ok” so I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who felt compelled to check, and I found the following:

So you should all be glad to know that Ali was ok and the sub crawl was only delayed by two hours and then continued. 😂 😂 . Man. Nothing stops a party in Glasgow.

I’m glad to know he’s okay so I feel better about the fact that I have been laughing all day just *thinking* of this and I just re-watched it again and laughed until I cried I CANNOT. 

We’re currently in the middle of a comic book movie boom. Which, when you think about it, is kind of bad for comic book fans. Why? Because 90 percent of mainstream cinema is devoted to captain-men and super-Americans doing approximately the same city-destroying fights, interrupted by countlessthree-point landings, leaving some of you asking, “Dear God, when will this end?” Well, I can tell you. It ends when we get to the point where studios can’t tell the difference between the Justice League and Skate Man.

When everyone is scrambling to jump-start the next superhero franchise, you’re inevitably going to be taken to some strange places. And if the current trajectory of comic book movies is any indication, expect to see titles in the near future like this.

The Depressing Next Step In Comic Book Movie Evolution

The Daily Show’s Ronny Chieng goes to Chinatown to show Jesse Watters what responsible journalism and  actual comedy look like.

drag him

that one holmes illustration with them lying together in bed and watson with holmes’ pipe in his mouth. you know the one

oh my god

TRUMP: That makes me smart. NARRATOR: He wasn’t smart. (Cuts to 90,000 hours of footage)

TRUMP: I’m a successful business man! Look at all of my good business ideas!

Maybe the Strangest thing was the friends we made along the way

Wait shit that’s the shows plot

“By the first world war, soldiers swore so much that the word “fucking” came to function as no more than “a warning that a noun is coming”. “

Guardian review of Holy Sh*t: A Brief History of Swearing by Melissa Mohr 

Also, he’s from fucking Brooklyn. 

servin’ #looks

Please bury this in a time capsule for the future.