we should all stop participating in april fools day and start celebrating inuyasha’s birthday

just a reminder april fools day is canceled this year and we’re celebrating inuyasha’s birthday instead

IM THROWING MYSELF OFF A CLIFF

Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.

I honestly don’t know if I wish I were the puppy or Jeff Goldblum.

Evanescence did so much for us as a culture … whom else gave us the raw BALLADS we needed for our overwrought teenage fantasies? Our fanfiction.net songfics? Our edgy 2006 OCs? You may laugh at the memes now but Bring Me To Life and every other song Amy Lee graced us with goes hard as HELL. 

Mood for 2018

I’m watching this everyday

classic

yoooo I missed this video

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

me trying to explain to titty anime fans the very basic concept that pedophilia is bad

i’m just as tired as everyone else is about the subject of pedophiles but i have a theory that i think is semi-new to people who aren’t in forensic psychology. so you know those people who have bizarre fetishes that incorporate teenage characters but don’t look sexual? like the one going around with that twelve or so year old gravity falls character buying bread/destroying the environment?

consider the following: - fetishes can be developed if you associate pleasure with an object or scenario - child porn, even simulated child porn (realistic drawings of minors in a sexual scenario) is illegal under US law - fetishes that don’t directly involve sex like gloves are seen as more harmless to the average person, the more bizarre the more harmless, i.e. buying bread - developing a fetish such as buying bread that no one would ever suspect by masturbating to the concept over and over until it sticks and then drawing or requesting images of child or teen characters buying bread results in an image that is completely safe for work unless you know the true intent of the owner - therefore, said person can easily build a stash of what they see as child pornography but that no one else sees as CP and cannot legally be prosecuted - if the person is even more nefarious than this they can easily introduce children or teenagers on the internet to ‘nonsexual fetishes’ and guilt them into participating, i.e. asking them details about how they buy bread for example - not only that but people invariably see the fetish as “harmless and bizarre” and distribute it while not considering the fact that it is CP to that person, resulting in more popularity and more sympathy for a “harmless weirdo”

this is just another testament to how manipulative the average pedo can be

pertinent examples that people have brought up:

- kid’s television shows with suspicious themes surrounding inflation, a character laboriously eating another character, mind control, etc and people involved with the show doing “fan challenges”

- anonymous pedophiles on youtube requesting videos of children doing “sfw” things or creating fetish videos intentionally to groom children

- the entire documentary tickled where a pedophile sourced tickle fetish videos from minors

- even that scene from mindhunter where the headmaster tickled children but couldn’t be prosecuted

be skeptical about people who claim to have “nonsexual” fetishes (oxymoron) and don’t be so quick to call them or their fetishes “harmless” if you don’t know what they do behind closed doors

reblog in 45 seconds to have a slutty little night

😂😂 “oh, come on CAROL”

Snoop is a gotdamn gem!

this is the best and most chaotic scene of the entire series and nobody can convince me otherwise

MCU Killmonger in a nutshell

Ya king? WHACK!

His suit? WHACK!

His herb? WHACK!

His fightstance? WHACK!

The way he never, ever helps niggas from the hood? WHACK!

Me? I’m tight as FUCK!

Basically

FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE! If you’re dumb enough to buy a car this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell’s Cars! Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you’re gonna find a bargain at Big Bill’s, you can kiss my ass! It’s hard to believe that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit, guaranteed! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your UGLY ASS! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We’ll fuck ‘er! That’s right! We’ll fuck your wife! Because in Big Bill Hell, you’re fucked six ways from Sunday! Take a hike, to Big Bill Hell’s, Home of Challenge Pissing! That’s right, Challenge Pissing! How does it work?! If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get NO down payments! Don’t wait! Don’t delay! DON’T FUCK WITH US! Or we’ll rip your nuts off! At Big Bill Hell’s! The only dealer that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check! And it better not bounce or you’re a dead motherfucker! GO TO HELL! Big Bill Hell’s Cars! Baltimore’s filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland! GUARANTEED!

the slain comrade:

his successor:

If you all start making rage comics but with emojis instead I’m going to start a war

this is your final warning.