I will reblog this every time it’s on my dash just fyi

Someone: Supernatural sucks!

Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Someone: Destiel sucks!

Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Someone: Misha sucks!

Me: (ง'̀-‘́)ง

You know the Paper Towns ‘Get Lost Get Found’ tour would be so much bigger if it came to Texas! Y’all show us what you got! Favorite and reblog to vote now! One note = one vote!

If I were Harry Potter I would have addressed Voldemort as “Tim Riddle.” He’d be like “IT’S TOM RIDDLE. ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.” Ahahaha classic Tim. 

when u walk away from ur computer but forget ur wearing earphones

humor highlights

I’m a hurricane, it ain’t stopping  (x)

Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt

#if you wanna be my lover #u gotta make it explicitly clear

Diagrams are accepted

Harry Potter Characters Themed Candles

There are even more characters and products on the website! 

IF ANYONE HAS EVER LOVED ME YOU WILL BUY ME THESE CANDLES OH MY GOd

I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE

i love being a cat owner and not being scared by sounds in the middle of the night because i already know who the fuck it is

i hate everything

THE HEATWAVE HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN WE ARE GOING TO BURN

So the Americans will understand, 23 Celsius is the same as 73 Fahrenheit.

Yall are fuckin weak tbh

The lowest it’s been where I live recently is 81…….

Omg it's already over 90 Fahrenheit in Texas