haters will take pictures of me through a mirror around the corner of a hallway because the camera would otherwise be destroyed by radiation

ash by tracy k. smith

piranesi vi, giovanni piranesi // the haunting of hill house, dir. mike flanagan // bony legs, joanna cole & dirk zimmer // midsommar, dir. ari aster // murder of agamemnon, pierre-narcisse guérin // game of thrones: a man without honor, dir. david nutter // goodnight mommy, dir. veronika franz & severin fiala // it, dir. andy muschietti // hereditary, dir. ari aster // crimson peak, dir. guillermo del toro // the vigil, dir. keith thomas // house of leaves, mark z. danielewski // spike field, safdar abidi // i’m thinking of ending things, dir. charlie kaufman // the lighthouse, dir. robert eggers // relic, dir. natalie erika james // annihilation, dir. alex garland // anatomy, kitty horrorshow

Life is too short and love is too long.

This man knows how to sell a car

It’s back! The 1999 Toyota Corolla!

REST IN PISS

November 29, 2023 - Kissinger has finally died! 🦀🦀🦀

rip anthony “you’ll never stop wanting to beat kissinger to death with your bare hands” bourdain you would’ve loved this

The posting on this website is gonna be inSANE when Henry Kissinger dies on January 22nd, 2024

What a day to post this joke.

FUCKING NEVERMIND I GUESS

I am claiming credit for this

what a headline

My love for women is in a gay way. My love for men is also in a gay way. My love for other folks is, you guessed it, also also in a gay way. This is how I'm winning at the game of gender.

fishtober day 06:

alabama sturgeon (scaphirhynchus suttkusi)

I realized I never posted these here on tumblr! 2020 did unspeakable things to my mind and body…I staggered away from lockdown with a whole pitch of how I would make an animated Cats adaptation. I got the whole thing up here *taps skull*—it would be Very Good. I can’t think about it too much lest I awaken my sleeping obsession…still want to finish Old Deut and Macavity one of these days.

Fun fact: The term "Jellicle Cat" is actually the cats’ mishearing of the term "Dear Little Cat" (this gives me much joy)

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