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i went to virgin island and everyone there knew u

@pastelsaeran / pastelsaeran.tumblr.com

「Slug」「he/they」「20+」「plural」「fucking ur mom until she starts speaking Italian」
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ysolt

idgaf how autistic you are stop being racist😭😭

idgaf how autistic you are stop being racist😭😭

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l-na

white autistics get to struggle with being racist and black autistics get murdered for existing

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Anonymous asked:

why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

What’s more, it’s been shown that copula deletion occurs in AAVE exactly in those contexts where copula contraction occurs in so-called “Standard American English.” That is, the basic sentence “You are great” can become “You’re great” in SAE and “You great” in AAVE, but “I know who you are” cannot become “I know who you’re” in SAE, and according to reports, neither can you get “I know who you” in AAVE.

In other words, AAVE is a set of grammatical rules just as complex and systematic as SAE, and the widespread belief that it is not is nothing more than yet another manifestation of deeply internalized racism.

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kingkunta-md

This is the most intellectual drag I’ve ever read.

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best trope is the one where the character’s godlike power is also killing them btw. they don’t even lift a hand to kill the monster but now they’re delirious with fever. they save a friend’s life and said friend immediately finds them emergency medical care. they raze the enemy to nothing and it takes far too long to find their pulse with all the bruising. their friends just constantly having to patch them up and worrying over which feat will be their last. et cetera

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Are you being fucking real with me right now? Are you pulling on my fucking dick? Are you seriously yanking it? Are you jorking it in the stripped club? My fucking peanits?

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spriggan675

I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

Love to see this post getting notes again. None of us are ok.

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what the actual fuck is this shit. fuck you spotify you capitalist bastards

six skips a day thing sucks but you know what? i can live with it. ads? i mute them when they come on and resume music like nothing happened. its inconvenient sure but i can deal.

now, apparently, you can only access the lyrics of five songs per month if you don't pay for spotify premium. which is still about 11 quid per month which is still fucking ridiculous when all you get out of it is. you dont have to hear ads. you can listen to stuff you wanna hear. the sound is good. you can organise your queue. and now they're paywalling fucking lyrics scrolls literally just because they can.

(and they still don't pay their artists by the way)

oh and by the way

spotify uses Musixmatch to run lyrics. musixmatch is done by people who sign up and transcribe/sync/translate songs FOR FREE. i know because i do it! let's all kill corporations together i think

Ok. okay. guys.

i know there are better alternatives. i know theres piracy routes, and physical media, and other apps and services and whatever. that's not my point. i don't want to have to go through five different websites for lyrics and i don't want to get stuck digging through the bare bones of pirate sites just for something to fucking listen to

my point is that spotify is able to paywall these things in the first place. in some cases, for musixmatch contributors, it's essentially selling access to lyrics that we transcribed for free back to us. literally just so spotify can bring in more money than it already does. i can only use spotify free and i wouldn't if i didn't have shared playlists with my friends on there but like. day by day this app is getting more and more hostile to users who can't pay but guess what! it's a subscription so the second you don't pay it at the end of the month there go all those wonderful little 'features' it gives you and what pisses me off about is like. How are you not angry about this. how is anybody okay with literally any of how this works. i guess my point is more just i hate corporations and think we should burn them all to the ground but like. How is this okay. to some of you

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solved the paradox of the ship of Theseus btw!! turns out the answer was “it depends”. hope that helps, have a good weekend everybody!

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waspcup

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

Tiny gnat, abandoned by her lover, dramatically throwing herself into the fanta orange sea

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fridjitzu

*tiny gnat voice* is this the real life... is it just fanta sea

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pastelsaeran

Yall I need help im indecisive as fuck and we all have to live with this decision once I make it

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Anonymous asked:

top 5 things people should know about sex

  1. sex doesn't ever have to involve penetration or even genitalia if you don't want it to.
  2. the lack of an orgasm isn't necessarily a sign that the sex was bad, and the presence of one isn't a guarantee that the sex was good or even wanted.
  3. wanting or needing any kind of aides during sex - vibrators, other toys, more lube, pillows to prop up parts of your body, etc - is totally fine and doesn't mean that anyone isn't "good enough" as they are.
  4. there's no guaranteed trick to make yourself a better sexual partner except for subjecting yourself to the mortifying ordeal of being known and just talking to your partner(s).
  5. statistically speaking whatever you think is weird about your own body or sexual proclivities is probably pretty average.
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most of my posts are normal I swear 😭

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