I'm so tired

I was selling merch at SF pride this weekend and told this guy we only had a tank top in women’s medium left and he said “perfect.”

Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos

She is so stunning omg!!!

me age 76, 50 some years into societal collapse, dressed like a soothsayer, sitting around a fire and explaining the clown box bit from MBMBAM to a group of young people who lap up my words like they’re honey

years after my death the youngest of my 12 daughters adapts the stories i told (the garfield monstrosity, glass shark, the final pam, et.) into interpretive plays told with intricately directed wooden masks like greek theatre and dancing like elizabethan theatre yet realistic dialogue like mid-century contemporary theatre that accidentally become the folklore-ish mythology of our survival settlement and the brothers mcelroy become ancient gods and i become the new world’s homer, not only cementing their immortality, but my own

taz balance is the new beowulf, transcribed by my great grandson 

not to butt in too much but there’s a play about this exact concept, complete with crazy masks and retellings that are supposed to explore how stories become culture & folklore over time, but with the simpson’s epsiode Cape Feare as the only surviving piece of media. quite fucking literally “the world’s new homer” lol.

it’s called Mr. Burns, a Post-Electric Play

overwatch changes:

I would do anything for daisy.

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-Indiana Jones theme plays-

What did it cost? Nothing, it actually made me money.

I think there was something sort of profoundly beautiful about the Wii.

I don’t know why, but especially with the built-in channels there was something about the presentation and the music that really feels so much different from any other console. I think it’s because it’s the first console that tried to be something a little more than just a gaming device, and the ephemeral feeling that came with trying to blaze a trail while still maintaining an air of “we know exactly what we’re doing and are fully confident in these ideas”.

Looking back on it is like a fully realized glimpse into a reality congruent but slightly skewed to our own. The place on our respective timelines was right after the intersection where the two lines fully separated from each other, but only barely.

this reply made me feel something.

I’m like three levels deep on an amazon search and I feel like I’ve found something I shouldn’t be looking at directly

what the hell there’s MORE 

(the Wolverine knockoff is supposed to be Therizinosaurus and I’m absolutely fucking loving it)

THERE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SIX OF THEM, WHERE ARE THE OTHER TWO?!

AMAZON SHOW ME THE FORBIDDEN DINOSAUR WARRIORS

you can find them listed here and this, by far, is the best image out of the set

catch you all on the flip side, I’m about to order myself a weirdly humanoid Tyrannosaurus barbarian!

scratch that- I just purchased a weirdly humanoid uncomfortably buff tyrannosaurus who is ALSO A CYBORG how could I miss that

better hurry if you want one though 

Cannot decide if this is the best or worst thing

@tyrantisterror

my list, in no particular order, of when a soundtrack has absolutely went off it’s tits to give some of the best moments in any media.

as this is by no means a comprehensive list, please add any soundtrack moments that were so Fucking Good they made you have a physical reaction.

He cannot be contained

he’s become too powerful