TT: Have you ever seen a bear eat a live cantaloupe? TT: Wait. Fuck. TT: I mean a caribou. TT: You know what, nah. That’s what I meant. TT: I’m sure bears enjoy a nice cantaloupe everyone once in a while.
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one track m i n d, one track heart if I F A I L I’ll fall a p a r t.
indie Oikawa Tōru
I always feel bad because I hop on this blog for like, two seconds before sparkling away but I have to get things up and running over on my Kaworu so that’s where I’ll be. B)
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
Harry Potter starters
“I solemnly swear those words become at least ten times more terrifying when they come out of your mouth.”
"I didn't know you could read."
Harry Potter starters
TT: What? Oh. I can’t read actually.TT: To be honest I’m like, fuckin’ nine kinds of illiterate.TT: I’m not even sure what I’m typing.
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Harry Potter Starters
1. "I want you to look at me when I kill you."
2. "What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?"
3. "Fine day Sunday!"
4. "Master has given Dobby a sock!"
5. "Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby!"
6. "Never try to save my life again."
7. "Excuse me, I have to go and vomit."
8. "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
9. "...You have the emotional range of a teaspoon."
10. "After all this time?"
11. "Always."
12. "You’re not a bad person. You’re a good person, who bad things have happened to. "
13. "You're gonna suffer, but you're gonna be happy about it."
14. "Anywhere's better than here."
15. "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."
16. "I don't think you're a waste of space."
17. "I didn't know you could read."
18. "It's an odd sort of place, this, isn't it? Do you live here?"
19. "It's not much, but it's home."
20. "I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist."
21. "Scared, Potter?"
22. "You wish."
23. "Avada Kedavra!"
24. "Why is it always me?"
25. "Bloody hell!"
26. "I shouldn't have told you that."
27. "This is just like magic!"
28. "My father will hear about this!"
29. "What happened to you, ugly?"
30. "These are dark times."
31. "Kill the spare!"
32. "I'm not an owl!"
33. "You're a right foul git, you know that?"
serrket replied to your post: ayyyy check out dirk’s new theme~I’ma ...
THAT THEME THO
for a minute i thought you said “THAT MEME” and i was going to cry because how dare u call me a meme after all my hard work :c
ayyyy check out dirk’s new theme~ I’ma make a new promo and then rebagle a meme or two because I really, really miss Dirk. Please come bother him.
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JASPERSPRITE: So if you play the right song and it makes all the right letters then those letters could be all the letters that make life possible. JASPERSPRITE: So all you have to do is wake up and learn to play the rain!
so when John played the breeze he used a piano, so I was thinking about Rose playing the rain with her violin and then this happened
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“Sure, sure. I’m watching–– Wow, okay. Guess I’m not watching. Whoopsie.”
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7) Fave Pesterlog
uu: Jeer Past Dirk.
Laugh every time
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Lord English throws Lord English into Lord English as half of Lord English dances in the background.
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isolatore
GR: Indeed it has. GR: I would offer an explanation but i am but a follower in these discussions good sir. GR: Where have you taken us? GR: Why are you leading us astray with talk of your attractiveness? GR: Why do you want to see me in a skirt? GR: Do i have to call you senpai as well?
TT: Dear baby Jesus, I am sorry for every thought that just ran through my head. TT: The only thing being lead astray here is my pure, innocent soul. TT: Ahem. Anyways... how ‘bout them Lakers? You probably don’t even watch basketball. TT: Why am I wasting my time. TT: Shit, I don’t even watch basketball.
isolatore
Ahem.
GR: You say that like you dont think i could handle myself. GR: Im quite capable as we both know. GR: I appreciate the concern though. I think id definitely be concerned if my best bro split without a word as well. GR: No i know i would be! GR: As for butt pirates... Im not sure i want to know what theyre about but im sure glad i didnt find any! GR: Ah i almost forgot! Would you care for your memento now or later mr strider?
TT: Oh, absolutely. Lay it on me. TT: I take that back, there’s something important I gotta show you first. TT: In case you were unaware of the dangers you were facing, here’s this. TT: Okay, now I’m ready. Also, you’re welcome.