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this is us now
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Rush Hour (1998) dir. Brett Ratner
How to do a race joke.
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Ocean texting Harold Holt in Dec 1967
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Anti-racist mural in Miami, Florida
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why the fuck is tumblr so happy about 10% of the worlds trade cargo being blocked by a penis drawing ship ok nevermind it makes sense now that i typed it out
Found out an interesting tidbit from a streamer I watch (Central comittee on twitch) - it's registered in Panama (yes Panama papers Panama);
Basically the tawainese company (and countless others from all sorts of countrys) who owns the ship doesn't pay any taxes on it, but now we all foot the bill for both the delay and for fixing the issue.
Just another reason why tax loopholes are stealing from the people, more than the obvious "you should pay your fair share".
Yes🤍
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Why is it acceptable for people to belittle, threaten, and denigrate me for complaining and shutting me down for complaining, but not acceptable for me to reduce stress or have fun complaining? If people should be allowed to complain, then people shouldn't be shunned or blocked for complaining. If people are shut down for those things, then they're actively refusing to share in suffering and purposely isolating. Why can't everyone be treated the same way for complaining, period? I honestly don't get why only certain people are given license to be loved and share in suffering, and yes, you can publish this even if it makes me look "bad" or "stupid."
Bro, what you don’t seem to understand is that human engagement is voluntary. If somebody makes you uncomfortable, you don’t have to spend time with or talk to them—nor do they have to spend time or talk with you. Friendship is not formed out of guilt-tripping or coercing people into talking or spending time with you. It just... happens. Friendship is mutually rewarding and sometimes it’s hard to establish, but if you go into interactions with your fists swinging and the conviction that you’re doomed to failure, you’re ending friendships before they can even begin.
You seem to have a lot of baggage about something. It sounds like you had one or several negative reactions to something you’ve said and have internalized that to mean that you’re being discriminated against and the world is against you.
Consider: kissing. Many people enjoy kissing, but only in specific circumstances, with specific people, and in specific ways. A big wet sloppy smooch and a chaste peck on the cheek are qualitatively different; someone who enjoys one might not enjoy the other. I enjoy kissing my romantic partner, but I have no desire to kiss my bank teller. This is not because I hate my bank teller. I am not cruelly excluding my bank teller from a smoochathon. The universe has not singled out my bank teller as undeserving of love. It’s simply the fact that individuals and relationships and situations are not interchangeable.
Likewise, I enjoy complaining with my friends about things that we all agree on, which aren’t truly important. I don’t enjoy my enemies complaining about things that I like or which are important to me. That’s why my friends are my friends and my enemies are my enemies.
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aesthetic attraction is wild bc it’s like “yes i’m asexual but i’m also very gay and women are extremely hot”
so basically to summarise
shipment officers, gently nudging Ever Given with their 8 tugboats: Ever Given move out of the way please so you don’t block the entire global trade
Ever Given, her lamplights enormous: you SHOVE ever given? you shove her hull like the big boulder? oh! oh! no commerce for human! no commerce for human for One Thousand Years!!!
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march 2020: there is a literal global pandemic the world has come to a grinding halt and u will be staying at home for a considerable amount of time. have fun baking banana bread and realising you're a raging homosexual and / or reinventing your whole lifestyle
march 2021: container ship draws a penis in the sea, crashes, and then blocks the suez canal with its fat ass, bringing a considerable amount of world trade to a standstill
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jesus fucking christ look at all these fragile pieces of shit who can’t watch a movie with women and poc in them I'm💀💀💀
everyone who’s commenting “haha wouldn’t that leave like 5 minutes of the movie then😂😂” is missing the point SO hard
no, it wouldn’t. cutting all the female characters, poc and gay “rep” is actually….pretty easy. this guy did it and it’s still a solid movie.
you guys are giving marvel WAY too much credit. They don’t give a shit about representation, they don’t give a shit about you - the only thing they care about is money and looking Woke™
they did that by advertising how “progressive” they are for adding the first openly gay character ever!! let’s see when we can get an openly gay main character. or at least, dare I suggest, one that has a name.
they did that by hyping carol the fuck up and then only using her for 3 scenes
they did that by putting all the female characters in one shot for a Girl Power UwU scene; “oh look at us! we have all these female characters in one shot! we don’t hate women” isn’t that sad? that you can fit all your girls into one single shot? that despite your claims, all the girls combined still only have 116 minutes of screentime while the men have almost 400? isn’t that fucking pathetic?
it is. and look at this douche, look at all the assholes out there, this doesn’t mean SHIT to them, they take half an hour out of their day and cut a few scenes and boom - everything marvel claims is “progressive” is gone. none of their fake wokeness is important to the plot.
the gay character? who even is he?
T'challa and his family? their ~ 1 minute of screentime is easily cut
Sam becoming Cap? Where will we see that? In the show? Right. This person cut the scene and did that change the plot of endgame? the answer is no.
Carol? not much to cut since she was barely there
Natasha? The only thing she was good for is to die
Pepper? housewife. All he needed to do was cut the scenes where Tony washes the dishes and talks to Pepper, and cut Rescue’s, what, 20 seconds of screentime? and boom. ideal female, right?
Valkyrie? Oh she’s there alright, in the background, doing jack shit until Thor calls her queen in one scene, but does that scene mean anything? Do any of her scenes mean anything? Not to them. 10 seconds is all it takes and her scenes are all gone.
Nebula? kidnapped. dead
Gamora? insignificant. cut
you can’t mock this dude because “haha he has no movie left now 😂”. you gotta mock, no, hate marvel because that’s just the thing - he does. not a single poc or woman or lgbt person did anything that, if they left it out, the movie would make no sense.
and that’s just what he did. and yes, he’s pathetic for it, but don’t think marvel gives a single fuck about you. they don’t.
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Aaaand someone said it … every single time a dude can make such a cut and the movie still makes sense, the movie has failed.
New rule: If you can cut all minority characters and women without losing plot coherency it is a failure. We can call it the Rian-Russo effect.
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Reblogging again for the Rian-Russo effect!
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THIS.
I stand by this message whole heartedly but also I thought this said “I can’t eat applesauce” and I was so fucking confused.
Were it not for ops comment i would not have known that says applause. I was ready to take this post at face value reading that shit as applesauce because thats just what you do on this bitch if a site
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"Blokes don't always get it right" says man getting it wrong for the 12th consecutive time this month alone.
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Scott fucking Morrison trying to be relatable to the average Australian by saying "blokes" and "have a go" and "good thing the footy/cricket is on" deflectiond other fucking whatever marketing ideas he and his $180,000 worth of empathy coaching can concoct is just vomit inducing. Fuck off you silver spoon inner Sydney elite prick. Suck on a big fat lump of coal with your over half a million per year comfy job while you give yourself fucking tax cuts while telling people who earn less than 20th of his wage to fucking stop being lazy. Shithouse "ScoMo" nickname to try and make this upper class man stuck in a rich man's bubble vaguely more relatable to the lower classes he holds nothing but contempt for. There's absolutely no reason to vote Liberal unless you're rich and want to avoid taxes and Scott bag of dicks Morrison exemplifies this in such obviously hideously vacuous and hollow terms. He's a privileged office man using his marketing experience to trick working class people into voting against their own self interests. Fuck his shrill ugly and empty facade.