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‘ in my defense, i really am the dumbest bitch alive. ’ ‘ i’m permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, i’m chill. ’ ‘ i should have an oscar for pretending to be straight all those fucking years ’ ‘ i just love sleep so much….. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch…… brain logged the fuck off….. powerful. ’ ‘ how could you NOT fall in love with the glow of the moon and stars, the warmth of the sun, the ancient life within the tress, and the sweet melodies of the winds? ’ ‘ this MIGHT have something to do with me being gay, but i think women look better in suits than men do. ’ ‘ cancel all my meetings for today. slender aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl. ’ ‘ not dating me? sad. tragic. for you at least. ’ ‘ it really be light outside until 7pm now, goodbye seasonal depression u dumb bitch. ’ ‘ me? choosing the self destructive path instead of doing the right thing??? u know it ’ ‘ are you even gay if you don’t take extremely long naps at inconvenient times ’ ‘ at some point y’all gotta stop shading each other online and all that nonsense and just meet up, fist fight and move on. ’ ‘ true love is in friendship remember that. ’ ‘ is he cute or is he just 6’5…..in this essay i will ’ ‘ there is no reason to not love with your whole heart. ’ ‘ from the icons that brought you dancing in a haunted asylum comes ordering pizza in a demon house. ’ ‘ what should my next mistake be ’ ‘ as soon as you think “maybe i can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost. ’ ‘ there are people you haven’t met yet who will love you. ’ ‘ me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn ’ ‘ i love talking to myself she gets me. ’ ‘ sorry if it seems like i want attention i just want attention. ’ ‘ Bug-Free™ season is over and i am Afraid. ’ ‘ pay close attention to who checks up on you and who doesn’t. ’ ‘ if you could only love enough, you could be the most powerful person in the world. ’ ‘ i really, truly, hope you’re happy now. i hope everything works out for you. ’ ‘ people? caring for me? loving me? sticking around? sounds fake must be after something. ’ ‘ what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck. ’ ‘ you inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart. ’ ‘ when u tryna be cheesy but everyone around u is laughtose intolerant ’ ‘ ‘i don’t care,’ i say, caringly, as i care deeply ’ ‘ my life isn’t in a very good state right now but at least i can proudly say that i don’t ship gaming youtubers ’ ‘ if u think i’m cute send me money ’ ‘ one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry ’ ‘ omg another exhausting day of doing the bare minimum ’ ‘ not a day passes where i don’t embarrass myself but it’s ok because i’m on the path to destroy my ego so i won’t be embarrassed anymore ’ ‘ “oh ok” actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces but i won’t tell you because you wouldn’t care how i feel anyway ’ ‘ good news everyone. i’m beautiful. ’ ‘ there are 7 wonders of the world and i am 3 of them ’ ‘ i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier ’ ‘ you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when i’m not talking ’ ‘ ah, looks like another 100% chance of me being petty today ’ ‘ you may be evil, but i’m a bitch. and bitches always win ’ ‘ i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing ’ ‘ i like a boy and it’s ruining my life goodbye ’ ‘ you can order These Hands™ for one easy payment of $Try.Me ’ ‘ there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me ’ ‘ i’m dealing with my shit the way i’m dealing with it. are my methods unhealthy? yes. are they effective? no. am i going to change what i’m doing? no ’ ‘ i hope everybody is doing their best even tho we’re all doomed ’ ‘ on the bright side, at least my crippling fear of abandonment will never leave me ’ ‘ rumors of my heterosexuality have been greatly exaggerated ’ ‘ highest form of art: girls ’ ‘ the best kind of alcohol is a lot. ’ ‘ yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU???? REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT???? i think so too ’ ‘ 5 years ago i was a fucking mess and now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with a cooler fashion sense ’ ‘ napping together is an important part of a relationship ’ ‘ life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch ’ ‘ intuition really is a superpower ’ ‘ he’s lying sis ’ ‘ if a demon possessed me i’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man ’ ‘ nothing like a nice murder to cheer me up ’ ‘ i just want to say from the bottom of my heart i didn’t sign up for this shit ’ ‘ ‘i expected better from you’ well that was your fault i got nothing to do with that ’ ‘ well i already know i’m going to hell. at this point it’s really go big or go home ’ ‘ the struggle not to roll my eyes at people when they talk ’ ‘ destroy the idea that i will ever calm down ’ ‘ honestly i don’t even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh this is what we’re doing now ok ’ ‘ i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word ’ ‘ y’all are so excited for the aliens do you realize they’re gonna kill us all? ’ ‘ if i ever get killed i hope you all assume it’s because i knew too much about aliens ’ ‘ dinosaurs are a social construct. the government planted the bones for us to find. ’ ‘ what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck ’ ‘ if u listen closely u can hear me not caring ’ ‘ no logical decisions. we die like horror movie protagonists. ’ ‘ the more you roast each other, the stronger the love. ’ ‘ i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on ’ ‘ you fools, that’s not bigfoot screaming in the woods, it’s me having an existential crisis ’ ‘ if socrates can make a career out of telling people they’re stupid then why can’t i ’ ‘ what, pray tell, the fuck ’ ‘ i relate to the phrase ‘chillin like a villain’ because it shows that i’m calm but also ready to sin ’ ‘ i’m such a sarcastic bitch. it’s beautiful. ’ ‘ i hope no one lowkey hates me. highkey hate me. hate me with every fiber of your being. go big or go home. ’ ‘ yes ur allowed to have other friends, u just have to love me more. ’ ‘ do u ever just look at someone and get annoyed ’ ‘ anyway i’m beautiful and radiant and hilarious and witty and perfect. what’s up with you guys ’ ‘ you would not believe your luck if i gave a flying fuck ’ ‘ you ever meet someone and just know….. u just know… they’re a lizard ’ ‘ the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five ’ ‘ i need a fightbuddy. which is like a fuckbuddy but instead of banging, you fight. no strings attached. just text me lemme know when it’s going down. ’ ‘ i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining ’ ‘ today’s schedule: suffer ’ ‘ if you’re not into some dumb embarrassing shit you’re not living your truth ’ ‘ imagine being able to handle things. that’s wild. ’ ‘ how do i un-know people ’ ‘ sexting? nah. i’m into spexting. spooky texting. ever seen a ghost? hmu. ’
