tony’s iron man 1 hair has the same floof value as peter parker’s infinity war hair send post

tony’s iron man 1 hair has the same floof value as peter parker’s infinity war hair send post

someone said to post pics, voila:

tony: im in target do you need anything

peter: oh just pjs i guess

tony: okay

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peter, staring at airplane ownership papers in his hands: pjs as in pajamas, mr stark, not private jets, what the fuck,

peter: they just cancelled my favorite show!

tony: which one lol

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peter: oh nvm theyre filming the new season!

peter, after reading that tony paid nbc & the actors to keep the show going: MR. STARK WHAT THE FUCK

peter, unassuming child: id die for dominos rn

tony: *makes a phonecall*

peter, immediately recalling the two jets he doesnt even know what to do with or where to fucking keep or how to not get killed by aunt may because of them: ONE PIZZA. ONE. NOT THE WHOLE ENTIRE FRANCHISE OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD,

tony, looking guilty: *hangs up*

# same energy

The difference between Dad Energy and Daddy Energy

ONE FEAR

Maybe he’s dust now :/

oh my. God fuck you

if you don’t think that every time steve says something over the comms the rest of the avengers dont say “roger that” in unison and laugh their asses off mid-battle youre Wrong

The howling commandos started this and Bucky refused to let it go

local hero fucks up an elderly 

nobody:

me, chris evans, feige & russos:

tony installs heelys in peters suit for his birthday despite bitching about the ridiculousness of it to rhodey

the next sighting of iron man in public was… peculiar, and described by an eyewitness as “zooming past us and pulling that spiderman dude by his web behind him, and i SWEAR spiderman was gliding down the road at 200mph in fucking heelys as he was towed by tony fucking stark, why does no one believe me”

i was bored

Like father, like son.

tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point

MOTHER OF GOD

ARE YOU FUCKIN

OH GOD ITS BACK

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

183 days until avengers 4

127 days until Captain Marvel

247 days until Spider-Man far from home

As of the 1st of November 2018

You can’t put a Paco Rabanne belt on a Patou. It won’t match.

Henry Cavill in The Man From U.N.C.L.E (2015) dir. Guy Ritchie