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great, my post is in some sort of dungeon

Erm…looks like we’re trending again.

Why?

@neil-gaiman I definitely need “Why? Love.” in your handwriting (and your signature) as I want it tattooed on me. It’s the answer to everything, when 42 won’t quite cut it.

Take your pick!

i remember one time sns came up in conversation with me and my brother in law and he was like "i hate when people push the idea that theyre gay for each other just because they're close friends" and i was like "but they are gay for each other" and he was like "well until they kiss in canon i dont believe it" and i got to be like "do you mean episode fucking three"

THEY KISSED TWICE WHICH IS TWO MORE TIMES THAN HE KISSED SAKURA

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

#scrap of bloodstained paper you find in a dungeon #or clutched in a skeleton’s fist (via @beaft)

it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

everytime someone uses "he would not fucking say that" for something he would absolutely fucking say given slightly different circumstances or has already fucking said i immediately become indignant cause you can't waste a joke like this on mild characterisation nitpicks. sorry. it has to be on par with Any Pronouns Cartman.

I think Incubus!Carlos goes great with Vampire!Leon. Too bad the "incubus" part goes in one ear and out the other for his bitey boyfriend.

genuinely well composed this is like seriously a super intriguing work of art. id buy this as a painting

Carlos and Leon for today

"Bliss by Palette Knife" by River Berumen

even more south park stuff

Full of Mercy

i’m not a girl i’m not a boy i’m like. a playstation 2

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me