My daddy is DAMN fine.
Sexual themes
Useful information. That sound was probably just someone messing about.
Four years, a new name, and a new gender later - I'm back 💕
every shonen character: i’m 11 and i dont care if i die
I mean have you ever met an 11 year old
11 year olds have the self preservation of someone who has met god and wasn’t impressed
Me at 16, doing my best: Hey bruh stay inside ok there’s a bear in the yard
My brother, 11, an absolute dumbfuck: (strolling right out the front door) You’re not my boss
I hate this so this better get a lot of notes or it’s coming down lmao
I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on
Literally crying
this is my favorite post on this website
dear God take care of her when i can’t
Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away
person: hey you ok?
me, dissociating:
Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.
However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.
All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.
reblogging for that gif
eating a jolly rancher filled gummie
if tumblr dies before the end of the year i want everyone to know this was the best post
there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command
HURT PEOPLE
HURT PEOPLE
has this been done yet
Gentlemen, it has been a privilege reblogging with you tonight.