was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection
Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup… well. the answer should be obvious.
people are still patriotic in 2020? grow up? do not ask for what you can do for your country but what human rights violations they are currently committing and why you should hate them.
I let down a very good friend today, and I need to make it up to her.
Does anyone want to fuck on a mountain? She argued with one of our friends that she thought I had, but I haven’t yet. Please, I need to make this right.
please, I need to regain my honor
Wishing you a very merry Yule ✨🌲 @ghost-coven
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pride month 2: electric spookaloo
Wearing the lingerie I bought yesterday because it’s been a long week and I wanted to feel hot 🔥
fashionably late? more like anxiously early
this was the first 280 character tweet I saw and now I never want to see another one because nothing is ever going to fucking top it
anyone else read a paragraph of academic prose and then stare at it blankly with no idea what you just read because it’s so clogged with jargon
this is an academia call out post and i’m here for it
Romance
gay culture is describing the exact thing ur doing and calling it gay culture
are you tellin me y'all don’t do shower beer and bath wine
what part of this are y'all missing!! sip a sierra nevada in the shower!! comically oversized glass of beringer white zin in the tub baby!!!
