doctor idiot

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

I would read this in its entirety.

When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it feels loved -  Caitlyn Siehl

Dir. Kate Herron

@Marvel, Please give Thor not only his brother, but all the good versions of him as well

Thor needs a hug and be happy again

Alternative nexus event for alligator loki

mobius + text posts

The Mummy (1999) // Captain Marvel (2019)

The tags from @nielrian are the best…

Gotta make room for new mistakes in 2021!

imagine being the guy who discovered microorganisms trying to explain to people that you promise there are millions of little secret guys on everything

*drinking a gigantic cup of iced coffee on an empty stomach* i wonder if anyone’s ever yearned for me

Incredibles 2 (2018)

Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue eyes????????????????????!1

Maybe because his mom has red hair and his dad has blue eyes??dont you dare disgrace elastigirl with that fuckery

one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo

it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy gold right there. 

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.