NYOOOOOM

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

cute ways to remind your boyfriend that your birthday is coming up and you would like to spend your special day with him by exploiting your local watering hole’s insane “get your age in free [food item] on your birthday” promotion:

occasional reminder that i own a cricut that i use almost exclusively for evil

we are going to be fashionable for my birthday celebration

I threw up.

happy lesbian week!!

official lesbian post

reblog to pet prev

flower crowns are a WEAKNESS

late entry for #xichenweek day 1, gentians.  // twitter 

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

I'd leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fucked up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar's Piercing Prostate Bomb or something

You saw some electronic pet at the back of the second hand store covered in dust?

You felt sorry for it because "aww, it looks so lonely, I should take it home?"

STOP ✋ DON'T BUY IT‼️

Yeah… I don’t think so !

angy grape Johnson :3

When your crush finally loves you back

[ID: Scum Villain fanart of Luo Binghe. He's standing with his arms spread slightly at his sides, palms up. He's smirking and his eyes glint red. There's a large caption across his body that says "i am no longer mentally ill". /end ID]

trying my hand at svsss as textposts: 1/?

The biggest tragedy of Luo Binghe’s life is that he’s a bottom who’s being forced to top because his wife is a pillow princess and still subconsciously influenced by the lies written by that hamster twink.