finally a store that caters to my needs

that is the worst thing i’ve seen in my life

I HATE THIS FUCKING VIDEO

spiderman literally doesnt have a single spider power. his webs are fake and even his climbing shit is because he can like manipulate molecular attraction or some shit. he may as well be called sticky man

aw shit kids get in the car here comes sticky boy

master has snatched dobbys wig

I’m ashamed how hard I laughed at this

every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s

and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

in light of recent events, fuck

Our love is valid! ❤️

All better

i need coffee too because my bf came inside my bussy and i have cum dripping out of my hole and i have a presentation

once more, Pangur has no idea what her future holds

please op i’m begging you for an update

that future….is now the present

(the rest is up on my “I Will Make Pangur Wear Hats, And Will Pet Her Lots To Make Her Not Angry With Me Afterward ” patreon)

fucking superb you funky little cowboy

genius

I didn’t need a study to tell me I purposefully avoid human contact

Farrah continuing to be the most relatable queen to grace our televisions

On our way to Tidal Wave!… :)

Annie are you woke, bae? Are you woke, bae? Are you woke, bae Annie

tested this post out on my boyfriend and he responded with a frowny face

you’ve been hit by - you’ve been cucked by - a smooth liberal