love being a fief (a voter in usamerica) pleading with my feudal lord (my elected representative) not to spend my homage and fealty on laying siege to neighboring kingdoms (spending my tax money to fund genocide) and to instead please focus on stockpiling enough grain lest we survive the winter. verily
the inquisitorial committee hath deemed my words heretical (tumblr marked this post as mature) woe
*parks horribly in front of your house* i love you so much
eternally grateful that who you follow can be hidden on tumblr, so people on here dont send weirdo "you're following [insert person I don't like] btw" DMs to other users
(from @whoreslut-supreme) oh NO
Saying goodnight when you're online is so funny because every time you'll be posting 15 minutes later like "I'm not an expert on the ottoman empire but"
"west coast best coast" um. east coast weast coast LOL
more like east goast BEAST coast!!!!!
my wife is explaining the misha collins bi saga to my incredibly normal brother in law and he sighed deeply and said “you know how in Cthulhuian lore, the knowledge drives a man insane?”
⚽ඞ ඞඞ ඞ among us babies play foot ball
i think they should've kept this in fact i think they should've done more homophobic jokes in the early seasons to really go with that early 2000s era of television
“tumblr staff member” 2/3 of those words euphemism for cock
with your help we can make it all three
will never understand jigsaw. to do that to another person doesn’t seem very nice or kind. sorry this is just how i feel
you can literally feel your brain become fully developed at age 25 btw. i was dumb as shit before then. i still am but in different ways
Robert Redford, Donald Sutherland, and Mary Tyler Moore on set of ORDINARY PEOPLE (1980)
jesse we run our own chemistry lab the testosterone recall won't affect you. you didn't get that from a doctor jesse
Super Mario Sunshine On CRT Television & Spice Orange GameCube
