Going through my old tumblr posts has made me more sure I have ADHD than my legit doctor diagnosing me.
There is one post where I'm saying what I'm grateful for and it says "I actually did some work today" 😭
Also yes I'm posting this on tumblr which I don't use anymore bcos I'm too embarrassed to share it on my actual social media pages where people I know follow me. I'm 99% sure no one uses tumblr anymore right??
The highest quality lieblingsfach you’ve ever seen
At least I don't have a tumblr
So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new.
Guys I just realized they meant there’s a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, “DING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE. BIG GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW. TEXAS IS REAL. LOOK IT UP. GET THIS TO THE PEOPLE.” Like some big exec at Yoplait is ready to lose his life over exposing a national secret through the medium of childrens’ yogurt snack tubes.
Getting into The Sims as someone who hasn’t played since Sims 2 in 2008-ish is so crazy bc YouTube is showing me videos of sims content creators which is like, fine, but they say shit like “I have been WAITING for Midlife Crises for years” and it’s a totally normal thing to say and everyone will agree with them
THATS WHAT IM SAYING when you get into the game it’s like a spell is put on you and you’re just like “yeah I think having a midlife crisis sounds fun” with total sincerity. I definitely feel it.
Jersey Mikes doesn’t sell meatball subs
6 word horror story
Motivational Mike Monday
New sims 4 child labor hack just dropped
snail foods (snoods)
Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first
