who is she?
Phantom of the Opera but with lesbians
sign me the fuck up
Will Takarazuka Revue’s all-female production of Yeston and Kopit’s Phantom suffice?
S I G N 👏 M E 👏 T H E 👏 F U C K 👏 U P
This is all I ever wanted. I was just thinking last night about how much better it would be if the Phantom were a girl. I need this. Omg is there a video somewhere?
my dream job would be to make stuff like this for Google
You’ve been dating your partner for six months. Tonight they’ve invited you to a work event, and as you step onto the red carpet, you realize it for the first time: you’re dating a celebrity.
“Aaaaw fuck is this why you always laughed so hard when I said you look like Steve Buscemi?”
Keanu Reeves photographed by Simon Emmett for Esquire Magazine (2016).
Bread is awesome. There’s nothing not to love about freshly baked bread, even if it looks like it came from the depths of hell. Hellen Die of The Necro-Nom-Nom-Nomicon, the devil’s favorite chef, created a simple recipe for black and red bread Brimstone Bread that bakes up to look like pieces of molten lava.
“When I make this in Hell, I like to roll my dough in the deep pits of sulfur and soul dust and cook them in the hot brimstone vents. Unfortunately, as you are mortal and have neither access to soul dust or brimstone vents, I’ve had to make a few adjustments to the recipe for you. While these rolls aren’t actually “Hell Authentic,” they’re close enough to get the job done.“
[via Neatorama]
Someone HAD to do it, I guess…
Necro-nom-nom-nomicon…. @copperbadge!
SATAN’S MELONPAN.
@pyrokinesiss mallorie takes up baking
Men on twitter be saying “if [insert character] is now female, I want a male wonder woman” and honestly tho I wouldn’t complain at all. I mean, a bisexual, born-sexy-yesterday male warrior that lives in an all-male island and believes love is the most powerful weapon? And wears skimpy clothes and is brought out to the world by a fierce female spy? WELL, FUCKING COUNT ME IN.