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How to Please the Signs: The Dont's

  • 1. To please an Aries, don’t:
  • be slow or make them wait
  • be flaky, inactive or boring
  • don’t stand in their way (emotionally, financially, etc)
  • don’t brag too much
  • don’t boss them around
  • don’t cry about senseless things
  • 2. To please a Taurus, don’t:
  • be flaky, loud or nosy 
  • constantly change your mind
  • make them feel uncomfortable
  • touch their things without permission
  • rush, disturb or bother them when they’re busy
  • 3. To please a Gemini, don’t:
  • be boring or traditional
  • talk about the same topics endlessly
  • correct them all the time
  • ignore them or make them wait
  • be too unrealistic/ignorant
  • be close-minded or too strict 
  • 4. To please a Cancer, don’t:
  • be blunt, careless or tactless
  • be too dramatic or overbearing
  • cause unnecessary arguments
  • violently confront them
  • be critical and inconsistent 
  • 5. To please a Leo, don’t:
  • steal their spotlight
  • be dependent/clingy
  • be nonchalant
  • be too critical, skeptic or pessimist
  • discourage others
  • be careless, non-thinker or “weak”
  • 6. To please a Virgo, don’t: 
  • pressure them into telling their feelings
  • be critical
  • be too untidy, lazy or careless
  • be selfish or too emotional
  • make them feel unworthy 
  • brag or dramatize everything
  • 7. To please a Libra, don’t: 
  • cause unnecessary arguments
  • be too indecisive 
  • be self-centered or close-minded
  • be boring or traditional
  • be negative or critical
  • be too quiet
  • 8. To please a Scorpio, don’t:
  • control them or overpower them
  • be undetermined or unambitious 
  • be too unrealistic or critical
  • be dishonest, greedy or fake
  • go with the flow
  • expect them to trust you right away
  • 9. To please a Sagittarius, don’t
  • be close-minded, boring or inflexible 
  • be too pessimist or picky 
  • be overemotional or clingy
  • try to tie them down
  • accuse them without evidence
  • be traditional
  • 10. To please a Capricorn, don’t:
  • rush them or pressure them to open up
  • be unmotivated or unambitious
  • be too expressive or shallow
  • be irresponsible or undisciplined 
  • tell them they’re not good enough
  • doubt or disregard them
  • 11. To please an Aquarius, don’t:
  • be too expressive or clingy
  • be shallow
  • be traditional or close-minded
  • try to control them
  • be intolerant or uncompassionate
  • ignore or disregard them
  • 12. To please a Pisces, don’t: 
  • be unpredictable or inconsistent
  • be blunt or tactless
  • pressure them into anything
  • take advantage of them
  • make them feel rejected or excluded
  • violently confront them
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How to Attract the Signs

Aries: - know how to express your opinions - be open to new experiences - ask for their advice or help! Taurus: - be 100% committed - take care of yourself - know how to tell a joke Gemini:  - speak your mind - talk about interesting stuff - be playful and spontaneous Cancer: - pay attention to what they say (really) - be sincere at all times - make them feel relaxed and comfortable Leo: - make them laugh - be honest when complimenting them - be confident and generous (with everyone!) Virgo: - know how to discuss several topics - be discrete and calm - share your thoughts/interests with them Libra: - ask questions about them - dress nicely and smile often - be willing to compromise Scorpio: - challenge their views on things - be genuine and honest - listen attentively when they speak Sagittarius: - be laid-back, active and fun to be around - make them laugh, laugh at yourself - share personal stories and interesting facts Capricorn: - be responsible and honor your commitments - wait for them if you have to - be self-assured and realistic  Aquarius: - share your opinions - be active and laid-back - be curious, question everything Pisces: - always be there for them - compliment them in subtle ways - talk about unusual things also works with moon & venus signs; (the Don’ts)

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I opened my store today, which lists the much-requested Front Bottoms “Peach bracelet set, custom art listings as I can do watercolor, pencil, or colored pencil portraits of any person or animal, and will soon list custom crochet and custom bracelets. http://alyssawareart.storenvy.com

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Giveaway time!

In celebration of 2,000 followers, I shall now be doing a giveaway. It shall consists of my red string of fate hoops, a crochet cactus, Jake and Totoro, and one custom, 9x12 portrait of any person or animal the winner chooses in their choice of pencil, watercolors, or colored pencil. You must be following me, http://weeniehutjun1ors.tumblr.com You can like it if you want but reblogs are what counts. This giveaway shall end on September 30th, 2015 And I can only ship to the USA. Sorry, that stuff is expensive and I don’t currently have a job. Also, check out my store while you’re at it! http://alyssawareart.storenvy.com

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things i associate with the signs: 

aries - making a successful joke at a job interview, scaling fences in the night, scuffed combat boots, snapping your fingers, game shows   taurus - road trips leaving trails of dust, prophetic dreams, pleated skirts, lana del rey, potted plants gemini - ‘70s psychedelic music, wild horses, braiding someone else’s hair, the soothing crackling of a fire, word games cancer - collecting pretty rocks, silky hair after a good conditioning, platform sandals, playing make-believe in the forest, pretty handwriting 

leo - sharp winged eyeliner, good-natured cursing, empathizing with pirates, cynical eyerolls, reality tv 

virgo - pale pink lace, staying quiet for a very long time, fake eyelashes, historical buildings, violins 

libra - inappropriate jokes, indiana jones, long car rides, dragons, being the last to be found in hide and seek games scorpio - hoop earrings, true crime documentaries, missing the last step of the staircase, rollercoasters, passing notes in class

sagittarius - leonardo dicaprio, early 2000s teen comedies, peach flavored green tea, shooting stars, the expression 'in cahoots' 

capricorn - blood red lipstick, dark alleyways, chalk, scientific research papers, deadpan humor 

aquarius - notebooks with your crush’s name in glitter in the margins, blue jeans, playing the same song over and over, closing the curtains, bar soap

pisces - embroidered denim jackets, hydrangeas growing in the garden, diving into a pool, baby teeth, ghosts

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Zodiac Disney Aesthetics

Aries: (Peter Pan) greyed-out edits of angry Tinkerbell

Taurus: (Finding Nemo) the fish-are-friends sharks in flower crowns

Gemini: (Peter Pan) the group of bitchy mermaids with pastel filters

Cancer: (Alice in Wonderland) gifs of Alice crying her river of tears

Leo: (The Aristocats) pale edits of Marie batting her eyelashes

Virgo: (Beauty and the Beast) meaningful quotes edited over pastel gifs of Belle

Libra: (The Lion King) heart-ripping edits of Simba and Mufasa

Scorpio: (Peter Pan) gifs of sexy tinkerbell pouting her lips

Sagittarius: (Alice in Wonderland) rainbow edits of Alice on drugs

Capricorn: (The Little Mermaid) punk edits of Ariel with piercings and tattoos

Aquarius: (Alice in Wonderland) black and white edits of insane Cheshire Cat

Pisces: (Lilo and Stitch) nostalgic scenes of Lilo and Nani

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THE SIGNS AS TUMBLR CLOTHING

Aries: Air Force 1

Taurus: Disco Pants

Gemini: Chokers

Cancer: Mom Jeans

Leo: Jellies

Virgo: Adidas Windbreaker

Libra: Tennis Skirts

Scorpio: Calvin Klein Underwear

Sagittarius: Realise Swimsuit

Capricorn: Evian Cap

Aquarius: Doc Martens

Pisces: Pastel Underwear

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THE SIGNS AS THINGS FROM MY CHILDHOOD

ARIES//: daisies, bunking off school, sunny sundays, the docks, old necklaces, wet grass, fairgrounds, fist fights
TAURUS//: vintage clothes, dogs, hoodies, lipstick, football matches, gin, benefits, building sites, bed hair, circuses
GEMINI//: shaved heads, long hair, tracksuit bottoms, migraines, parks, family, service stations on the motorway, money, broken promises
CANCER//: concerts, new cities, the doctor's office, food banks, coffee, pet shops, history, denim jackets, doc martens
LEO//: constant summer rain, plasters on scraped knees, mowed grass, report cards, detention, sex, sunday dinner, walking the dog, grandma's house, overgrown weeds, movie nights
VIRGO//: council estates, oscar wilde, notebooks, music magazines, charity shops, the first record that changed your life
LIBRA//: graffiti, old cameras, fake adidas trainers, swimming, the beatles, local laundrettes, your first sip of alcohol, staying out late
SCORPIO//: smashed windows, empty beer bottles, gang crime, warm baths, church, bonfire night, being scared when your brother doesnt come home
SAGITTARIUS//: gingerbread, corner shops, arcades, blackpool, art galleries, of mice and men, taxis, night clubs, fog
CAPRICORN//: jumpers, cream soda, the dusty smell before the rain hits, gcse results, sexuality and gender
AQUARIUS//: protests, monster movies, bright red streetlights, karaoke, plaid skirts, north face jackets
PISCES//: cream cakes, pound shops, new shoes, dandelions, feeding the ducks, kissing your best mate for the first time
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The Signs' Aesthetics

Aries: dirty rain boots, paint swatches, the smell of wet pavement.
Taurus: bubblegum, being called princess, numbness.
Gemini: ashes, dirty sheets, dried flowers.
Cancer: full bookshelves, plaid skirts, quietness.
Leo: skin and bones, long lashes, summer wanderlust.
Virgo: paint stained clothes, nature, butterflies in stomachs.
Libra: cigarette smoke, dirty combat boots, painful indifference.
Scorpio: wishing on stars, isolation, the feeling of grass under bare feet.
Sagittarius: fragile dependence, white nightgowns, pink lips.
Capricorn: rainy skies, soft thighs, white lies.
Aquarius: flannels, Chanel perfume, wanting to be loved.
Pisces: stumbling words, sketchbooks, obsolete ideas.
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The Signs As Alignments

Aries: Lawful Good
Taurus: Lawful Neutral
Gemini: Chaotic Evil
Cancer: Lawful Neutral
Leo: Chaotic Evil
Virgo: Lawful Good
Libra: Chaotic Neutral
Scorpio: Chaotic Good
Sagittarius: Chaotic Neutral
Capricorn: Lawful Evil
Aquarius: Chaotic Neutral
Pisces: Lawful Good
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The signs as AM songs

Aries- R U Mine? Taurus- No. 1 Party Anthem Gemini- Mad Sounds Cancer- Do I Wanna Know Leo- I Want It All Virgo- Fireside Libra- Snap Out Of It Scorpio- One for The Road Sagittarius- Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re high? Capricorn- Arabella Aquarius- Brianstorm Pisces- I Wanna Be Yours

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Motivational Quotes for the signs

Aries: "Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground."
- Theodore Roosevelt
Taurus: "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
- Sam Levenson
Gemini: "You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore." – Christopher Columbus
Cancer: "It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop."
- Confucius
Leo: "There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self."
- Aldous Huxley
Virgo: "Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence."
- Helen Keller
Libra: "Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time."
- Thomas A. Edison
Scorpio: "The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why." – Mark Twain
Sagittarius: "Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it."
- Bill Cosby
Capricorn: "Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later."
- Og Mandino
Aquarius: “Don’t worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don’t even try.”
– Jack Canfield
Pisces: "Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines."
- Robert H. Schuller
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The Signs as Early Cartoon Network Shows

Aries: Samurai Jack
Taurus: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Gemini: Courage the Cowardly Dog
Cancer: Ben 10
Leo: Power Puff Girls
Virgo: Dexter's Lab
Libra: Teen Titans
Scorpio: Kids Next Door
Sagittarius: Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
Capricorn: Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
Aquarius: Ed, Edd n Eddy
Pisces: Scooby Doo, Where Are You?
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