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ROXY: but p much all my ideas are funny

@wishgrub / wishgrub.tumblr.com

ah, beans! where is that frog o' mine? || i'm jess and i'm friendly || ask before reposting!
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my art on here (tagged noodles doodles)

ko-fi (i also have some pwyw comics i’ve made up on there)

inprnt (lmk if you want something specific i’ve made and i’ll put it up as a print!)

yewchube (i post animatics and stuff here)

instagram (😔 but it’s a good place to see only art from me)

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your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

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fuckdamn

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

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vexwerewolf

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

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rabdoidal

senshi of dungeon meshi fame is actually the sexiest character in the world. hes beefy, hes hairy, he knows how to cook, hes completely batshit but also the most level-headed person you’ll ever meet, he took like a month off living his life to make sure a group of strangers didnt die of malnutrition, he ate a dubious bowl of soup once that he was 80% sure contained dwarf meat-

i wish this was me so bad

i mean……………………

tumblr was right to flag this post as explicit 

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sayruq

Never forget that this would not be happening had Biden reined in Israel in October '23 instead of giving them a blank check to attack anyone they please. At the very least there should have been consequences for Israel bombing an embassy.

Instead Biden promised iron clad support for Israel. We're now facing the possibility of a huge regional war that will devastate the lives of tens of millions of civilians in West Asia

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it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

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noxtheox

gf put the air filter behind me in our office and it keeps revving up when I fart.

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE PISSANT

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37q

my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

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