Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

What did you do op?

me at school: “when I get home, im catching up on all my work and finishing assignments" 

 me as soon as I get home:

:DD

UNMUTE THIS IM BEGGING YOU

Via @iamdylancurran (Twitter)

I’ll repost this whenever I see it on my dashboard.

fuck…

follow your dreams

Holy shite

No he didn’t

You won’t regret unmuting this.

OH my god

This makes that so much funnier because it can be hard to laugh when someone could die

OH PHEW HE’S NOT GONNA DIE

Judge magazine, 1921

this has been a mood for nearly 100 years now

whoever's reading this deserves love

AND

grilled cheese samch

This absolutely works and provides you free amusement

new alignment chart

some thoughts

aren’t those the new adventure zone dudes

I am in tears at this lmaooo

Went on a little rant today (:

too many people

shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all

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Service announcment over.

my new years resolution is to flip off myself apparently

Bringing this back

I screenshotted it and it came up with “Believe in memes”

Date myself….

flip off god