your muse is drinking with mine and has been given the chance to question my muse anything they want to know. some may be triggering, others won’t. send me a 🍻+ the question you want to ask my muse for a tipsy, drunken ( honest ) answer.

• “ what’s holding you back in life ?”
• “ is everything alright? ”
• “ when did you choose to give up ?”
• “ what’s the kinkiest thing you have ever done ?”
• “ how many have you slept with ?”
• “ what’s your biggest secret ?”
• “ do you believe in love ?”
• “ what’s the meanest thing you have done ?”
• “ what scares you more than anything ?”
• “ have you ever considered running away ?”
• “ do you love me ?”
• “ what’s your dirtiest fantasy ?”
• “ who hurt you ?”
• “ what made you this way ?”
• “ is there anyone special in your life ?”
• “ why are you always smiling ?”
• “ what lie have you told that hurt someone ?”
• “ if you could do anything in world, what would it be ?”
• “ who are you, really ?”
• “ is there anything you regret ?”
• “ what’s your biggest regret ?”
• “ tell me about your first kiss ?”
• “ what is your deepest, darkest fear ?”
• “ is there anyone you regret kissing ?”
• “ have you ever cheated, or been cheated on ?”
• “ what is the most embarrassing thing in your room ?”
• “ who have you loved, but they didn’t love you back ?”
• “ is there something you have never told anyone ?”
• “ when was the last time you cried ?”
• “ how come you keep running away ?”
• “ have you ever made someone cry ?”
• “ if anything, what makes you hate a person ?”
• “ what takes for you to fall in love, trust someone ?”
• “ do you believe in true love ?”
• “ what have you done that people would judge you most for doing ?”
• “ do you regret letting me close ?”
• “ is there someone you have a crush on ?”
• “ what is the strangest place you have ever had sex ?”
• “ tell me your most awkward date story ?”
• “ do you ever get scared ?”
• “ what do you really think of life ?”
• add your own for further development.

• ‘  all of history was written by men, so… of course they’re gonna make themselves look good.  ’
• ‘  as i recall, you couldn’t even get it up.  ’
• ‘  bless your heart. bless your heart very much.  ’
• ‘  can i sleep over with you?  ’
• ‘  does it ever get better, with your family?  ’
• ‘  fine, you can sleep in my bed, come on. you can sleep with me.  ’
• ‘  hardly matters. you’re ruined. all out of spite.  ’
• ‘  i believe she’s outstayed her welcome.  ’
• ‘  i don’t mean to sound cruel, but i don’t think part of your heart can ever work if you don’t have kids.  ’
• ‘  i forget sometimes how parents aren’t always good for their kids.  ’
• ‘  i have to get home for heaven’s sake!  ’
• ‘  i miss her sometimes, even though i didn’t know her.  ’
• ‘  i never loved you. i hope that is of some comfort to you.  ’
• ‘  i think we should just sleep separate tonight then we’ll hang out tomorrow, okay?  ’
• ‘  i won’t grow up, not me.  ’
• ‘  if i can, you can.  ’
• ‘  if somebody says ‘bless your heart’, what they really mean is ‘fuck you’.  ’
• ‘  it’s hotter than a whore in church today.  ’
• ‘  i’m a bit tired, i think i should just sleep in my bed tonight.  ’
• ‘  i’m glad you’re back.  ’
• ‘  i’m incorrigible too. only she doesn’t know it.  ’
• ‘  i’m just a little frustrated ‘cause the girl i’m seeing won’t call me back.  ’
• ‘  i’m not decent. no, i’m not.  ’
• ‘  i’m trash, from old money.  ’
• ‘  i’ve just never been very good at the adult thing, i guess.  ’
• ‘  just forget about it, alright? i have.  ’
• ‘  let’s dig deep here… favorite color, favorite ice cream, favorite season? think you can handle it?  ’
• ‘  life is pressure. grow up.  ’
• ‘  my demons are not remotely tackled. they’re just mildly concussed.  ’
• ‘  nothing’s ever your fault, is it?  ’
• ‘  please stay.  ’
• ‘  please stay. if i can, you can.  ’
• ‘  she’s delicate. a rare rose. but not without thorns.  ’
• ‘  so, uh, are you guys dating now?  ’
• ‘  that day has haunted me.  ’
• ‘  well, i’m an unconventional girl, that’s what you like about me.  ’
• ‘  well, looks like we both got fucked.  ’
• ‘  we’re alike. i knew we would be.  ’
• ‘  what doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger… unless it kills you.  ’
• ‘  what if, after you die, part of you goes to heaven, part of you stays here, just to see how things turn out?  ’
• ‘  whenever i’m here, i just– i feel like a bad person.  ’
• ‘  you could take advantage of me maybe, when i’m drunk.  ’
• ‘  you gonna hit me? be dangerous.  ’
• ‘  you have the control and… they like you.  ’
• ‘  you turned out so wonderful, smart, beautiful, successful, and brave.  ’
• ‘  you were born with it, that cold nature.  ’
• ‘  your friend sounds like an after school special.  ’
• ‘  you’re a sick fuck.  ’
• ‘  you’re like my sister.  ’
• ‘  you’re like my soulmate.  ’

❛  listen to me. i am not gay!  ❜ ❛  i’m definitely going to kill you.  ❜ ❛  oh, please. killing me, that’s so two years ago.  ❜ ❛  i don’t shave for [ name ].  ❜ ❛  oh, you should put that on a t-shirt.  ❜ ❛  i wanted you not to be dead!  ❜ ❛  yeah, well, be careful what you wish for.  ❜ ❛  those things will kill you.  ❜ ❛  you’d have to be an idiot not to see it. you love it.  ❜ ❛  i don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean.  ❜ ❛  why am I the only one who thinks that this is wrong? the only one reacting like a human being.  ❜ ❛  i believe in [ name ].  ❜ ❛  wait, before you do anything that you might regret, um, one question, just let me ask one question…  ❜ ❛  i’m not lonely, [ name ].  ❜ ❛  if you seem slow to me, [ name ], can you imagine what real people are like? i’m living in a world of goldfish.  ❜ ❛  well, the short version… not dead.  ❜ ❛  you know, for a genius, you can be remarkably thick.  ❜ ❛  i can’t be seen wandering around with an old man.  ❜ ❛  no, i prefer my doctors clean-shaven.  ❜ ❛  that’s not a sentence you hear every day.  ❜ ❛  i don’t understand. i said i’m sorry, isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?  ❜ ❛  gosh, you don’t know anything about human nature, do you?  ❜ ❛  that’s impossible.  ❜ ❛  welcome to my world.  ❜ ❛  oh, [ name ]. what do we say about coincidence?  ❜ ❛  the universe is rarely so lazy.  ❜ ❛  they’re right about you. you’re a bloody psychopath.  ❜ ❛  imagine someone’s going to get murdered at a wedding. who exactly would you pick?  ❜ ❛  beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences and role models.  ❜ ❛  yeah, but am i a pretty lady?  ❜ ❛  you’re not really getting the hang of this game, are you, [ name ]?  ❜ ❛  do you always carry handcuffs?  ❜ ❛  you are not a puzzle-solver, you never have been. you’re a drama queen.  ❜ ❛  i have an international reputation. do you have an international reputation?  ❜ ❛  can you whisper?  ❜ ❛  marriage changes you as a person in ways that you can’t imagine.  ❜ ❛  i am a ridiculous man. redeemed only by the warmth and consistency of your friendship.  ❜ ❛  sorry, that was one more deduction than i was really expecting.  ❜ ❛  i wish you weren’t… whatever it is you are.  ❜ ❛  most ghosts tend to haunt a single house. this ghost, however, is willing to commute.  ❜ ❛  oh, do your research. i’m not a hero, i’m a high-functioning sociopath. merry christmas!  ❜ ❛  did you miss me?  ❜ ❛  your loss would break my heart.  ❜ ❛  what the hell am i supposed to say to that?  ❜ ❛  the problems of your past are your business. the problems of your future are my privilege.  ❜ ❛  [ name ], you are a back-stabbin’, heartless, manipulative bastard.  ❜ ❛  you, as it turns out, are a grasping, opportunistic, publicity-hungry, tabloid whore.  ❜ ❛  there’s nothing the matter with me! imagine i said that without shouting.  ❜ ❛  you’re gonna love being dead, [ name ]. no one ever bothers you.  ❜ ❛  is everyone i’ve ever met a psychopath?  ❜ ❛  everything’s available for a price. you making me an offer?  ❜ ❛  let me flick your face.  ❜ ❛  [ name ] is actually a girl’s name.  ❜