i’ve been thinking a lot about dunmer beliefs and spirituality (and also about nelyn) this past month so i had to take it out of my system

(and nelyn is my dunmerish nerevarine with an identity crisis)

Teacher Who Dedicates Life To Students Total Fucking Bitch 

MERIDIAN, ID—Students at Union Junior High School reported Monday that eighth-grade history teacher Evelyn Carmody, a tireless educator who has dedicated her whole life to the vocation of teaching, is a total goddamn bitch. “I fucking hate her,” 14-year-old Scarlett Ramsey said of the woman who not only stays up well past midnight providing individual feedback on each paper she grades, but also sets aside nearly $1,000 of her income each year to buy books and basic supplies for students who can’t afford them. “Give us homework over a three-day weekend? Who does that bitch think she is? I hope she dies.” Sources also stated that eighth-grade English teacher Mark Bradstone, who doesn’t really give a shit about his job and shows up hungover most mornings, is super popular and very cool.

Oh my God YESSSSSSSSSSS

This what I hear when you all post shit about your teachers

same. 

remember back in 2013 when literally everything was either OFF or dangan ronpa for a good four months

when you want to post the frog meme but you have an aesthetic to maintain

Wake up Tamriel.

"Run along now, little scamp. This is the grown-up table."

- Abzag the Monster

Daggerfall (The Rosy Lion), Glenumbra (ESO) Orsimer

little scamp

this begs the question, though— do orsimer have kiddy tables? is there a whole table of tiny orc children where they sit down to eat at suppertime. All fighting over the mustard and hording the chicken plate and refusing to eat their greens.

when ur 2 tired to even go to bed

Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.

so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell

I can’t NOT reblog a 600 year old butt song from Hell. 

The 600 year old butt song from Hell is back on my dash! Happy day!

HEEEE.

i also hate physics because it’s always like “Assuming we live in a world with no wind resistance where everything is made of ice, determine the speed of this ball” we dont. we dont live in that world. get off my ass

snake people, or sneople, control our government at the highest level