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jammespotter

mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens

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happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

c0litasxo

how cute

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- Blythe Baird

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

random-stuff-time

This was already amazing. But that reblog comment and the extra they hid in the tags (for some unfathomable reason) makes this fucking hilarious and I love it even more. XD

punningway

The Universe: WHERE DID YOU FIND ANOTHER SWEET POTATO?!

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characterlimit

tikkety-tok

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

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bogleech

My Mediocre Pop Culture Predictions for the coming years:

McDonald’s will experiment with selling “all ages toys” like exclusive Funko pops directly off their menu, at least one of which will be Rick Sanchez.
A politician will actually gain more traction in their career by repeatedly making references to Harry Potter or some other large fandom.
Video game companies will realize how many people watch a longplay instead of actually playing a game and begin making their own licensed, monetized versions you can watch on netflix.
An anime or manga about a coronavirus gijinka will go controversially mainstream.
Marvel or DC will push a new superhero whose powers come from video games and whose secret identity is a youtube star.
A twitter devoted to a niche fetish will be connected to someone so high profile that mainstream news will have to explain vore or inflation to the entire world.