WOW ANXIETY REALLY KICKED IN FAST

I need this framed in my house lol

So here we are: a thief, one thug, an assassin, a maniac and an angry little tree.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) dir. James Gunn

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

One time my Spanish 2 teacher was like “I dont have a lesson today. We’re watching Tarzan” and put it in the VHS (This was 2010). We [sophomores - seniors, I was a junior] were super excited. The movie starts and my friend and I look at each other and say at the same time “IS PHIL COLLINS SINGING IN SPANISH?!” I went home that night and found out Phil Collins sang the songs in the English, Italian, German, Spanish, and French versions of the film. Mind blown.

He did not have to go that HORD but Phil did it for us

https://youtu.be/6OBIKXAfFLQ

Here’s a compilation, for anyone interested

Ok first of all

HOLY SHIT LOL

she’s spoken

Bibi Abdulkadir By Omar Macchiavelli For Tessabit April 2019

that “I wanna fuck that guys dead wife too” reddit post is one of the funniest interactions the Internet has ever seen

Inspired by Hans Holbien’s Totentanz. Of course! the Illuminati got to Holbien and forced him to change the depictions of aliens to Death.

I havent seen very much of Detective Pikachu but Im ready to be the most annoying bastard in Ryme city, pulling around my partner pokémon Grimer in a wagon at all times

some jerk: wow thats gross and dangerous

me: you fool. you utter buffoon. you think I feed my beloved pet industrial waste? you think I let him drink pesticides and herbicides?? You think I give him access to fucking sewage??? He eats exclusively recyclables and biodegradible trash. If we took political action to limit pesticide usage and force huge companies to stop dumping waste in unsafe areas, the Grimer and Muk population could all be much healthier and safer to be around. In this TED talk, I will

YES my partner is a Grimer. YES I carry rubber gloves on my person at all times so I can pet him when he is a good boy. WE EXIST.

OP what is his name

Scrungus

Please tell Scrungus I love him.

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram

this website was a mistake

Damn, they booked.