siri read a message from my mom (2017)

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

zoey did the absolute most

THE DEATH DROP AT THE END IM ScrEAMIKDN

Maisie Williams’s cute “date” to the Emmys (x)

Peter traded his Emmy for Maisie’s date

He looks so proud of it

This photograph is better than any photoshop

Shoes that scream while you run

“he’s 24 months old” bitch your son is two

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

I once took my kids to a local farm and we found a lil goat with its horns stuck in a fence, just sitting there kinda mournfully on the grass. We tried to help it get free but it was stuck tight. We petted it for a while and fed it some grass (as it had lawnmowered a circle around itself as far as it could reach), and then went back to the ticket office to tell them it needed help, but before I’d said more than: “There’s a goat-” the guy cut me off with a weary wave and said, “Yeah, we know. Stuck in the fence. That’s Brenda. She can get herself out whenever she wants. She just likes the attention.” 

Trolled by a fucking goat. 

i’m fucking dying “yeah that’s brenda”

one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the fuck”

Normally I don’t post celebrities Instagrams but I think this is noteworthy.

dealing with the worst case scenario

I feel like this could be useful in my future

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

Markus Zusak (via wordsnquotes)

im trying to grow as a person and not obsess over my ugliness but bitch! it is hard

“Eckbank” German Streetart

Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (via wordsnquotes)

Quirky & Functional Ceramics by Julie Villeneuve

Canada-based artist Julie Villeneuve from Earthlings Porcelain creates stunning handmade ceramic cups, mugs and teacups inspired by her eccentric style and quirky contemporary aesthetic. Villeneuve’s desire to create functional objects with an unusual and artistic feel makes her work unique.

She usually spends her days molding, casting, designing and manually creating every piece. She tells us, “…Each piece can be fired up to four times at temperatures reaching over 1000ºC, every firing lasting a day, resulting in a labor intensive final product.”

Her wish as an artist is that hopefully, her “earthlings find a place in your hearts and homes.” Find her work in her Etsy shop. 

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