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Source: asoftwrongness
I don't have a question. I just wanted to let you know that I'm a US citizen who will marry you so you can get a green card. HMU if you're interested! 😘
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i used to get the words clitoris and mitochondria mixed up
blowfob
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Ever wonder what the highest kudo’d work on ao3 is?
deduce-my-heart
Seriously whatever you are expecting, this isn’t it.
Jesus H. Fucking Christ
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No justice, no accountability. Sandra Bland, we will never forget you.
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*spends two hours on character creation*
me: ok they look good enough
*starts game and sees beginning cutscene*
me:
me: no
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Ambassador Pavus
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sorry I had to
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Source: stability
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friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair
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what people think adhd is like: im a little distractable but it’s okay because im creative and spontaneous(:
what it’s actually like: me, making a microwave burrito: how long do i need to microwave it? *checks wrapper* okay *sets wrapper down and puts burrito in the microwave* wait how long do i need to microwave it? this time I’ll focus on remembering *looks at wrapper, stares at the thing that says “1 minute” for a second* okay i got this *goes to put time on the microwave* how long do i need to microwave it? this time i’ll
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I think the scariest thing about growing up is watching as everyone’s dreams and aspirations are put to the side in favor of reality