just call me trashcan

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better

I didn't even question it I was nodding along like I'm literally right there with you gork

Dylan Meyer on IG:

 Happy birthday to this dash of hot sauce, my favorite person here on planet earth. You’re like finding five bucks in your pocket, like the drum solo in Phil Collins’s In the Air Tonight, like a friendly cat on the street. I don’t know how I got so lucky but I like really really love you and am wishing you a meteor shower of good stuff in the year to come. Get it, babe.

Happy Birthday Kristen 🥳🎂🎈🎁🎉

April 9,1990

Buon Compleanno 🥳🎂🎈🎁🎉

9 Aprile 1990

you've all forgotten your roots anyway here's bulma waking up surrounded by garbage and then immediately chugging a warm beer she picked up off the floor

I think it's worth noting that she's about 3 months shy of 29 years old in these images

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

i am suffering academically

This is one of my very favorite drawings of them! 

Lately all I ever do is mess around

people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.

me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

Shout out to the SSRI that duct tapes my brain together everyday!!! (The withdrawal goes crazy tho)

Neil!!!

THANKS

double checking the pdf im about to send to make sure the invoice i just scanned didn't magically turn into a full frontal nude image

"I don't see any god up here. But from here the Earth is beautiful, without borders or divisions."

The first words of a human in space.

Soviet Cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin, April 12, 1961.

Thanks to Clara Statello

I don’t know what this is.