Oi! Don’t dis the sonic!

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish

"…in your very last few seconds what would you say?"

Neil Gaiman (via purplebuddhaproject)

What might we deduce about his heart?

i have a masters degree in rolling my eyes

Peeking through the rooms of Louis XV in Versailles.