Amour

Water tastes wild good sometimes. Like usually it’s whatever but sometimes you get a sip and it’s like god damn.

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

If it involves mountains, breakfast food, coffee or campfires- I’m in. 

holding hands is so nice and should be done more

♥ all things love ♥

btw no one should feel guilty for not having a good relationship with their moms or not celebrating mothers day in the first place due to an abusive or neglectful relationship,…..u shouldn’t feel obligated to celebrate a person who did u wrong

I needed this.

friendship love is so confusing its like ‘hm yes id like to bring u flowers and compliment u and make u the happiest person on earth but no romo’

no romo

Finally someone put this into words.

And that’s how I want you to think of her! That was Carrie!

Does anyone else have that One Person that, no matter how emotionally and socially drained u are, u enjoy their company

Poor Satan…

I’ll be updating this blog with a new comic every Friday. Stay tuned!

This did not go where I expected

make this a movie make this a tv show give me satanic elderly lesbians the world is ready for this