Daytime Noon: Having fearsome teeth will not make me look good in the least bit! I hope I haven’t grown any fangs or something.

Daytime Noon: As long as it doesn’t make things too dark as well..

Everything wrong with Daytime Noon in one post or less:

1. She’s still Sunbu-… Celestia. *ding*

2. No sharp teeth, reptilian eyes or dragon like wings that Nightmare Moon had. *ding*

3. Please princess, dress like a princess. That means crown, chestplate and shoes. Not just a helmet. *ding*

4. Why can’t it be sunset all the time? Think of the photographers missy. *ding*

5. Yeah sure, rain instead of night. Because you know, flash flooding and climate change are better than just you know… darkness. *ding*

6. Why can’t we have snow in the winter months? We need that too you know. *ding*

7. Daytime Noon doesn’t realize that rain can be pretty loud sometimes. *ding*

8. She’s doing the very same thing her sister did 1000+ years ago. You know, that thing that got her sent to the moon? *ding*

9. “Most ponies are like Lazy Lame Luna anyways. All they do is play video games and never go outside so I don’t see a problem here.” Gee, way to represent your people. *ding*

10. Where are the Elements of Harmony when you need them? Are they lazy like all the other ponies or something? *ding*

11. What about ponies who aren’t lazy? And like to be outside and don’t like the sun or rain beating on them constantly. Think of the minorities! *ding*

12. Also, if they’re so lazy they don’t care about night or day, why bother keeping the sun up all the time anyways? *ding*

13. Oh wait they do. And they don’t like it. *ding*

14. She didn’t even fight with Nightmare Moon when she had the chance. I WANTED A CATFIGHT! *ding*

15. She hasn’t stated her opinions on bananas yet. *ding*

16. She has single hoofedly destroyed the heating industry, screwed the lighting industry, while the cooling, ice cream, solar power and electrical industries have gone way up. *ding*

17. Which sounds nice for business and all that… but not for anypony’s electrical bill. *ding*

18. She almost got her plot kicked by an anon. Unfortunately it was Ken. Fight scene denied again… damn! *ding*

19. She sends Smallestia to light the Everfree Forest. Why can’t she I don’t know… do it herself? *ding*

20. Look at the way bat ponies have been acting. Her solution? Shove in caves and isolate them. *ding*

SENTENCE:

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Banished from cake for 1000 years (cue Nightmare Moon cackling)

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((I forgot to post this but I saw and I kek’d hardcore xD I’d never thought someone would go out of there way to do something like this, this is fucking great xD))

Daytime Noon: I’m sure she’s got it covered by now...

Featuring Smallestia! 

Daytime Noon: There is no star greater then the lovely ball of light itself!

I can’t believe I missed my own 1 year anniversary...

It was literally last and I feel bad for not doing anything for it... Oh well!

Hello! I really like your blog so i made that! I hope you that mind me adding more armour as I thought it would give her more pizzaz(Did I spell that right?). Overall, I just hope you like it. :)

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((Mod: Thank you so much for drawing this! It’s super rad brah :D The extra armor does give her more pizzaz I’m just too lazy to draw it >3< Again thank you so much for drawing this I really appreciate this :3))

Daytime Noon: Such a ridiculous question I tell you...

Daytime Noon: Of course I have the weather ponies make sure rain falls in every square inch of the lands during the rainy portion of the day.

Lazy Lame Luna: I know it’s not the best art in the world but hey we all gotta start some where right?

Daytime Noon: We need to find these ponies some bat caves to live in...

Featuring the bat mod Hart