flung out of space

Banana Yoshimoto, Kitchen

can’t wait to be making breakfast for my wife while she sits on the kitchen counter in my sweatshirt and underwear

Do men actually think these things lmao

no lol they dont a gay girl posted this

Black Mirror - “San Junipero”

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

This is so kind of them

A girl straddling you is the hottest thing ever and no one can tell me otherwise

#never 4get that rey was excited to meet han because of his criminal activity#not because of his war heroics#lolololol I LOVE HER#light of my life#han solo#finn#gifs#tfa

I love Chewie in the background shrugging at Finn like ‘war hero is a bit strong tbh mate’

“He mostly just stumbled into a lot of stuff and I did my best to keep him alive.” 

I’ve been waiting for this post all my life tho

If you aren’t at least a little ashamed of your country’s history, you don’t know your country’s history.

#pearliaison #dragqueen #joint #VioletChachki #420 💚💚

Michelle getting her speech back

If you stand for nothing, Burr, what’ll you fall for?

I feel like this has been done already but damn i had to…

YEEEEEEES