I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

-Mary Toft, 1726

Hold on I need to look something up

What

yeah. sorry

Reblog if you’ve made amazing friends online and are grateful for their existence

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

This has worked before, so why not again?

I could really use a miracle. So why not

im super broke let’s see some magic people.

I feel like fandom generations are both very specific and easily conflated. Like,, you either live through so many they blur together into one hellish mess or you join in on one generation and remain blissfully unaware of the previous ones

 Trekkster Gods 

Dawn of Networking 

“I was there Gandalf”

Citrus Cheesecake 

Archive of Our Saviours

We’re here again, Gandalf

Tag your era. :P

2020 is the year of the rat

rat

! rats

rat rat

RAAATS

ratatouille

A GOOD RAT!!

YEAR OF THE RAT!!

2020

Reward Raffle - 1000 Followers!

First off, I just want to say WOW. Thank you so much! I never thought my little blog would result in such a following, especially as a writer. This means a lot to me, it really does, so I’d like to pay it back to you!

Rather than open general prompts, what I’d like to do is a raffle of sorts. Each person who reblogs this post will be entered into a drawing where I will write a 5-10k fic using their prompt idea. It can be something I’ve never written before or it can be from a story I’ve written that you want to see more of. It can be a gen fic or slash, doesn’t matter! Now, I do have a few guidelines for this, so be sure to read below the cut. For the drawing though, all you need to do is reblog this post and I’ll reach out to the winner via PM here. 

The raffle is open until 11:59 pm US Pacific Time, October 15. I’ll reblog this myself a few times to make sure everyone has a chance to see it between now and next week.

Thank you again and good luck!!!

Keep reading

Part 2 of The Nightmare Comic. 

I spent a lot of time wondering about The Rules & how it all probably worked. 

If this post gets 50,000 notes I’ll make a Part Three.

Quick Anatomy Tips by rm_manga

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

Some big spicy joy pls

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

Pleass

Quick Anatomy Tips by rm_manga

how to draw arms ? ? 

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

yes !!

but how much extend

^^^^^^^^^^

I NEARLY CHOKED

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

finally. i can be accurate

This is too fucking great to not reblog

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

LMAOOOOOO

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

It’s Bulbasaur blooming season

Lots of variety this year!

A late bloomer!

Water-lily Bulbasaur catching up on the latest gossip at the lake

Wow, looks like thing are getting serious between hibiscus and fuchsia!

@invireso Bulbasaur babies

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Oh… I’m gonna use these.

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