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caithelps
PROS AND CONS OF BEING FRIENDS WITH THE SIGNS
ARIES
PROS: Will share everything they have with you, laughs at your dumb jokes, has amazing taste in food
CONS: You have to listen to them tell you about the same thing over and over, and say goodbye to personal space and privacy
TAURUS
PROS: Will always tell you the truth (even if it’s embarrassing), always backs you up against your enemies, great movie recommendations, lets you mess with their hair
CONS: never lets anyone get a word in when speaking, annoys you with constant truth bombs when you know you need to fix yourself
GEMINI
PROS: a very rare soul that can get you in breathless laughter, doesn’t judge you no matter what you do, never loses chill, know all the gossip
CONS: knows all your gossip, never know their true opinion on things
CANCER
PROS: cries at movies along with you, always carries a bag filled with 10000 stuffs and is prepared for any situation, helps you fix wardrobe malfunctions immediately and discreetly, easy to shop for
CONS: complains about the randomest things, freaks out over little messes
LEO
PROS: always tries to make you feel comfortable and good about yourself, really good at weaseling out of trouble, listens to all your problems and gives great advice
CONS: forgets literally everything, never knows when to shut up
VIRGO
PROS: takes great notes and can explain concepts you don’t understand, knows when someone isn’t good enough for you, lets you join in on their weird interests if you show enough appreciation for them
CONS: you have to listen to them talk about their weird obsessions 24/7, silent treatment if you piss them off
LIBRA
PROS: has super hot friends they want to set you up with (aka also the best wingman), they make it difficult to be embarrassed when hanging out with them, you get to see them unintentionally emulate your habits and it’s super cute
CONS: believes every conspiracy and urban legend and stupid rumor they hear, follows every trend, you get stuck with comforting them after every shitty relationship they have (which is a lot)
SCORPIO
PROS: will literally kill anyone who hurts you, you learn from their mistakes, incredibly hot and it rubs off on you
CONS: unreal mood swings, can not let shit go
SAGITTARIUS
PROS: introduces you to amazing things, literally the whole package (beautiful, funny, smart)
CONS: always off somewhere and you never see them, steals all your food
CAPRICORN
PROS: gets things done, doesn’t excuse any shit from you, breaks rules for you, lets you borrow their jackets
CONS: subjects you to the terrible unfunny movies they love, listens to everything at either the lowest of highest possible volume
AQUARIUS
PROS: weirder than you, has amazing pets, can get super goofy or super real with them
CONS: literally could care less about ANY rules, absolutely caustic sarcasm 24/7 (though I personally find this to be a pro.)
PISCES
PROS: refreshingly sweet, way too generous with their things, gives you massages, cooks like a boss,
CONS: never returns things they borrow, falls asleep before they can text you back
#zodiac#Sagittarius#about me
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nadiahilker

i’m always a slut for a christmas au 

  • “i know we hate each other but it’s christmas eve and your flight was cancelled please come inside”
  • “i got you for secret santa so i got you this really expensive but sentimental gift that you’ve always wanted, hoping you’ll never find out it’s from me - and that i’ve been in love with you 1234567 years”
  • SNOWBALL FIGHTS
  • “hi we’re neighbours and omg are you alright i could smell cooking burning - whoaaa now that’s just embarrassing? step aside i’ll handle this”
  • person a seducing person b into taking a few steps back/backing them against the wall (”oh look, how did that mistletoe get right there????”)
  • “you’re in the hospital for the holidays so i came in while you were sleeping to decorate your room i love you merry christmas”
  • “YES I BOOBY TRAPPED THE PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKING YEAR”
  • “i live below you and i was minding my own business watching the snowfall out the window WHEN I SAW A BODY FALL ARE YOU REALLY PUTTING UP CHRISTMAS LIGHTS NOW”
  • I KNITTED YOU A JUMPER
  • MY MOM KNITTED YOU A JUMPER
  • “we’re strictly ‘platonic’ but we’re snowed in omg we’re gonna have to repopulate the earth”
  • “i slipped on ice outside your house and you ran out barefoot to help me quick let’s get inside under a blanket”
  • “’it’s a wonderful life’ aww it sounds so cute babe sure we can watch it! *30 mins later* “YOU MONSTER”
  • “we were playing in the snow and you suddenly tackled me to the ground and now…we’re just…staring… at each other…”
  • “YOU DON’T LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE? WHY DO YOU HATE LOVE”
  • TREE DECORATING (bonus points if one of them is doing it completely wrong omg why am i in love with you) 
  • “we took our kids to santa’s workshop and they both wished we would get together” FRIENDS AU - “our christmas party turned into a tropical theme because the radiator is broken and it’s hotter than hell in here - damn you look good without a shirt i never noticed before asgdhfjgkhl” 
  • “we’re co workers who hate each other but you had too much to drink at the staff christmas party and admitted your love for me i don’t know how to act around you now” 
  • DRUNKEN CAROLLING (”that’s not a thing” “oh yes it is”) 
  • TEACH ME HOW TO SKI (lol jk i know how you’re just so fucking cute)
  • “there’s a storm and omg i’m losing signal are you okay?? hold on let me drive 489432 miles to get you the night before christmas” 
  • PULLING YOU IN FOR A KISS WITH A SCARF 
  • “i did that annoying thing where i put loads of smaller boxes inside one big box and you’re getting really mad but you don’t know that the ring is in the smallest box and i can’t wait to see your face”
#plot bunnies#PLEASE
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sidneyyprescott

no one is ever too busy for you. that’s a lie. you make time for what you want

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inkskinned

my dearest: this is just categorically untrue and very negative in a relationship of any kind. you, as a person, should have your own life outside of your partner/friend group. when you have class, when you have work, when you have to take time for yourself: do you love them less? of course not. this is absurd. we are people stuck in a world where we don’t always control our own time. we have to make money and call our parents and clean the house and go to practice. we have lives. if your partner ever tells you to drop everything and come to them (outside of an emergency/important situation): they are being the unfair one. yes. we make time for what we want. but we don’t want only one thing - and we shouldn’t. if your partner says that they are the only priority in your life, they are not acknowledging you as a person. if they take from you your right to sleep, to personal time, to being a human and having a moment to breathe: they are not treating you how you should be treated.

so what does this mean? it means if your best friend didn’t text you back instantly, you’re still best friends. it means that your partner is just running for groceries and will call you back as soon as they see the voicemail. it means you don’t have to be anxious that your friend can never make it to dinner with you - she loves you, her schedule is just wild (i know because i’m that friend and i feel guilty every time and honestly wish i could make it). 

please stop spreading this, it makes me sad because it enables really toxic behavior in relationships (”i am the only thing you should care about”) and it also probably is very triggering for people with any degree of mental illness because most of us already think we are a burden. 

my love: please don’t worry. even when we want to, sometimes we can’t find the time for things - i have seen people give up their very passions (particularly art) because they can’t fit it in… it’s not a choice many make willingly. but we think of you and we miss you and we wish we could be there for you. sometimes work or school or ourselves has to come first. we will get there when we can, i promise. 

#this is so important
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redsatinsheets

honestly, makeup hoe tumblr culture is a fucking joke to me.

yall claim to be on some “women don’t wear makeup for men!!!! we wear makeup for US!!!! we wear makeup to express ourselves!!!!!!”

but if a girl fills in her eyebrows too dark or doesn’t blend her eyeshadow, yall make her a laughing stock. yall take pictures of her without her permission. i know DAMN well yall didn’t roll out of bed & know how to perfectly blend a contour or perfectly wing your eyeliner. yall used to look like her, and i bet you didn’t like it when people laughed at you.

how about you politely give her some tips? instead of demeaning her and making her to be some kind of joke.

ORRRRRR have yall ever thought that maybe she likes looking like that? that’s how she EXPRESSES herself? or, that maybe she doesn’t wear makeup to look good for all of you? she wears it for HERSELF? HMMMM? all that fake bullshit yall preach.

like yall make wearing makeup so unfun. im not a makeup enthusiast, i barely even wear makeup. but seeing the way yall interact with other girls, it makes me really not want to wear makeup.

yall are also classist as fuck.

dont think i dont catch yall making fun of girls who wear .99 cent store makeup. the shit yall do is gross as fuck man.

not trying to throw shade but im bringing this back

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kiliroleplays
Mermaids are legendary aquatic creatures with the head and torso of a human female and the tail of a fish. The male version of a mermaid is called a merman; gender-neutral plurals could be “merpeople” or “merfolk”.
#c: phineas
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