new personality descriptors

all people can be divided into three categories:

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Do you ever see something so accurate it physically hurts?

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Just got to Vincent Nigel Murray.

Same...

living in europe and hearing about the usa elections thru social medias is wild cause you get to know the candidates only via memes. so you got Cool Granpa, Unhip Lady, racist piece of corn and. a serial killer?

Exactly...

avatar: the last airbender, featuring lovable characters such as:

I cannot believe cabbage guy is not on this list.

Guys can you tell I’m so good at planning dates?

Dinner at Mira Sushi, a romantic little establishment

Dessert at The Doughnut Plant, a dope doughnut shop with weird flavors

Drinks at Pouring Ribbons, where they have a cocktail list based on your mood and how adventurous you want to be.

This looks like an awesome date tbh.

I’m trying to clean but he wants to come with me all the time so I put him in the basket so I can carry him more easily and he’s very happy about it

Be still my heart! 😍💖👌😍💖👌😍💖👌

PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY

Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like

Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point

i have an interview tomorrow! 

IM GETTING A JOB APPLICATION TOMORROW

amigurumi onigiri pattern

Here is a crochet pattern for a cute little rice ball.

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to prove a point reblog if you would buy a disney princess dress if they had it in your size

fuck personality types u wanna know a lot about a person? present them w a plate of brownies and see if they take a corner, side, or middle piece

tag this with the type of brownie piece you would take

All of them. The whole tray.

Being called an ‘angel’ is actually a nice compliment if you interpret it as ‘you divine tool of righteous vengeance and wrath.’

Every surface of my body is covered in eyes, my six wings enfold my heads, my body, my feet. My face is that of a man, now a bull, now a lion, now an eagle. I am flame

"I am flame" how hardcore is that shit?

definitive ranking of the moms in my art class

1. Pamela - brought fancy chocolates for the class, very sweet, calm and got along with everyone

2. Amy - nice to me, fun mom, gave me 4 pieces of palette paper while exclaiming “YOU NEED MORE PAPER, IM A MOM”

3. Anne - also brought chocolate and was nice to me

4. Mary Ann - wore timberlands every day

5. Deb - we didn’t talk but she made my fave paintings in the class

6. Tessa - wore all denim, asked me how to pronounce the prof’s name, i said i didn’t know, we agreed on the wrong pronunciation and both called her that for the entire week

7. Pavel - french dad, found out i was majoring in physics and asked me if i knew that einstein was a jerk

8. Andy - brought dunkin donuts munchkins and wore an “Old Guys Rule” t shirt despite appearing to be in his mid 40s

9. Gretchen - didn’t talk that much but she was adorable

10. Aileen - honestly not entirely sure who she is

11. Lisa - i think she might have been my middle school art teacher but i didn’t ask and she didn’t recognize me so

12. Susan - refused to use anything but charcoal and made me nervous

13. Tina - wore heels every day, had “my children bully your children” vibes

everyone tag yourself im pavel

im mary ann

fuck i’m Andy

matching icons for you and ur eternal flame

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would you rather eat for free for a year or get new clothes for free for a year? 

Eat for free.