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Commander Queen of All Bitches

@abi-brand-blog / abi-brand-blog.tumblr.com

Agent Abigail Brand, S.W.O.R.D. I run the extraterrestrial division of SHIELD. I spend most of my time in the office or on my space station, The Peak. So if you're looking for me.... and good luck to you if you are.
I track the tag #abibrand
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Yes but she saved the world in doing so. And I may or may not be boning Hank McCoy. I'd say that's a pretty good ending.

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i just now put together that you are an rp blog but for a good three minutes i was very confused and very happy for you omg

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Do you usually get green haired women with staunch opinions on the mutants in your ask box? Is this a thing for you?

man i get so many weird things in my ask box ive learned to stop asking questions

I am so glad you appreciate my stoic lack of sympathy for your favorite mutants and their distance in their love affair and the fact that Pryde is probably going to die. 

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Yes but she saved the world in doing so. And I may or may not be boning Hank McCoy. I'd say that's a pretty good ending.

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i just now put together that you are an rp blog but for a good three minutes i was very confused and very happy for you omg

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Do you usually get green haired women with staunch opinions on the mutants in your ask box? Is this a thing for you?

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Today is Towel Day, a day to celebrate the life and works of Douglas Adams

(this is an old post, I'm assuming, Towel day is in 2 days but it was good to have a reminder!)

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Reblog this if you rp as an indie canon Marvel character.

We are creating a masterlist of indie marvel rpers that are looking for some partners.

  • For the masterlist go here (x)
  • For the OC reblog this post (x)
  • If you are not a muse based in the marvel fandom but willing to crossover with marvel muses reblog this post (x)
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Thanks for reminding me of everything I already know. I appreciate that. Really. Sometimes I wish you would stop being a miserable bitch for two minutes, but you wouldn’t give the world that luxury.

Well when...

Look at Mr. Big shot over here with his friends with spaceships.

Or probably not friends but rather people who dispise you like every one else.

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"Essentially, yes. I mean, I can find most things fairly simply. I’ve tried to do a better job of cataloguing the contents of my storage rooms in recent years, but sometimes it can be a bit of a crapshoot. Is that a problem?”

"It's a problem if you're bringing your artifacts to my planet where they may cause danger to humans."

"I'm going to need a manifest of everything on your TARDIS."

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*heavy breathing because the really good RPer agent-hand is talking about SWORD in one of her threads*

aww hello! I forgot to make a post freaking out about there being an Abigail Brand following me. 

Having an Abigail Brand around is a useful thing if you dont like the world exploding. :)

Plus, our characters are the Cool Hair Club.

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[text] do we have anything to eat that’s not meat?

[text] like meal-food, not snack-food.

[text] Soup?

[Text] what kind?

[text] Vegetable?

[Text] I thought Justine took the last of that to school.

[Text] There may be something else in the freezer but other than that I don’t know of any not-meat food that isn’t snack food.

[Text] DO WE STILL HAVE THOSE FROZEN CHEESE QUESADILLAS THAT PHIL BOUGHT???

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